Which way does yer junk fall?
 

over left or right side of saddle? left for me, and usually i'm politically left of center. :D

Neither. bike shorts are your friend.

if i want to look lame, i will go to the road cycling forum... ;p

I never gave it much thought until I rode my bike naked. It tends to slide all over the place.

^ can't agree more. But when riding without the aid of bike shorts, I usually lean to the left as well.

Wear them UNDER your regular clothes. I hate the look of lycra, but I got cycling underwear, and, worn under my cargo shorts, it gives me a much more comfortable ride, if I'm going further than about 6 miles.

Slevin: I'm gonna say the same thing any man with two dicks says when his tailor asks him if he dresses to the right or left.

Lindsey: What?

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Slevin: Yes.

^^good movie

..I also tend to wear bike shorts, but I'd have to say left when I don't.

Aye, the Sugoi and Pearl Izumi liners are pretty much the best things ever.

Depends on the crosswinds.

i was totally anti spandex but i could say my ass always hurt as well. now i wear bike shorts unerneath everything and im always a happy camper. Except last weekend after wearing them under my shorts from 2 pm-10pm it was so hot i made up a song called "Las Vegas in my crotch" it sounds like Peaches. I need to find some of those underwear shorts.

i do not have a schlong.

to the right, most often.

Left like the coast of Cali.

To the left, to the left.

east side

That is all well and good for 6 or 10 miles, but when you are talking 50, 75, 125mile rides..."bike shorts" are your friend. Not only for the comfort of them but aerodynamics. If you want to ride in the wind with your big floppy cargo shorts and a t-shirt acting like a sail, go nuts. I rather conserve my energy and ride fast.

Lycra works. if you think it's only for "roadie elitists" or whatever un-PC word you want to call it then you are wrong. The hipster kit of tight jeans or the skater look of loose cargos (which is me BTW) works if you are goofing around or riding short rides around 10-15miles...but nothing longer.

For working messengers the baggy look with lots of pockets with padded shorts under works well...but honestly, how many of you are working day to day messengers in here.

So, bike shorts are your friend.

lycra is no biggie. i do metric centuries all the time, fixed, with just wearing kakhi shorts and boxers. i've never had any discomfort.

if you get a comfortable, well fitting, and well adjusted saddle, lycra is just gravy on top.

Hmmm, what do you do with your dick in lycra shorts? Point it at you navel or what?
Strictly left BTW.

There seems to be a strong trend towards left. I'm left as well. I wonder if there's some biological reason.

Right-handedness?

this thread is sexist!!! lol but im usually to the left as well

now slide baby slide

HAHA!!!

Yeah, just tape it down.

to the left. in bike shorts, up and left. the other way just feels weird.