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Old 10-02-07 | 07:51 PM
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Monster Track, *****es

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Old 10-02-07 | 07:57 PM
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Almost makes me want to cheer for the motorists....
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Old 10-02-07 | 08:00 PM
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Goddamn. Whoever ate pavement on the bridge is crazy.

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Old 10-02-07 | 08:04 PM
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is this fixed only? I might do it next year if I can roll ss or I might just be a drunken spectator
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Old 10-02-07 | 08:10 PM
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Wow, how a cool-- a bunch of ******** ******bags reinforcing the image of cyclists as irresponsible cowboys. Makes me wish I owned a car, so I could run one of those jackasses over.
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Old 10-02-07 | 08:13 PM
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hooo hoooo hoooo!
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Old 10-02-07 | 08:13 PM
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looks like fun. scary, but fun. unsafe, suicidal, irresponsible fun.

hopefully no one got hurt.
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Old 10-02-07 | 08:26 PM
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that skitch ****up was pretty scary.
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Old 10-02-07 | 08:28 PM
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i take back one hooo for too many cuts and too little racing
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Old 10-02-07 | 08:30 PM
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Wow, how a cool-- a bunch of ******** ******bags reinforcing the image of cyclists as irresponsible cowboys. Makes me wish I owned a car, so I could run one of those jackasses over.
wow. you think people are being irresponsible, and threatening assault with a deadly weapon is your response.

i got threatened by a motorist and his meathead sons this past weekend. i don't really feel like tolerating bull****. you're an ******* who doesn't know how to think before clicking "submit reply." grow the **** up.
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Old 10-02-07 | 08:35 PM
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Well hot dang, it's about time.

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Old 10-02-07 | 08:39 PM
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wow. you think people are being irresponsible, and threatening assault with a deadly weapon is your response.

i got threatened by a motorist and his meathead sons this past weekend. i don't really feel like tolerating bull****. you're an ******* who doesn't know how to think before clicking "submit reply." grow the **** up.
Wow, you're just full of self-righteousness, aren't you? I do more than enough thinking, lad, and your personal experiences don't mean jack to me. If you're such an incoherent dingus in real life, then I'm not surprised that you were threatened...

"Assault with a deadly weapon"? Please. My response is pretty much in line with the irresponsible baloney displayed on the video. A motorist makes a mistake, it's lynching time. A cyclist deliberately endangers himself and others, and it's "oh, those wacky kids havin' fun on their bikes." Where I'm from, you play by the rules, or you don't benefit from their protection...I have zero respect for a bunch of middle-class wank*rs playing toughman in traffic.

Take your humorless, hysterical garbage and shove it...or learn to use that wet mass of sponge you're [presumably] carting around in your skull.

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Old 10-02-07 | 08:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Gordiep
Wow, how a cool-- a bunch of ******** ******bags reinforcing the image of cyclists as irresponsible cowboys. Makes me wish I owned a car, so I could run one of those jackasses over.

You know what? Sell your bike and buy a ****ing car. You're better for it, ****head.
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Old 10-02-07 | 08:44 PM
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I didn't think the video was that interesting. I liked the earlier Lucas Brunelle videos better..they had a more raw, amateurish quality to them and were not so cut up with fancy edits. Being able to flow smoothly through traffic is a beautiful thing, but this video only captured chaos, sloppy riding, and stupid daredevilry. I've pulled stunts like that in traffic, but its nothing to admire or celebrate. Its not very wise; nor does it take much skill...you just have to be able to override your common sense momentarily with adrenaline. Sorry Queerpunk, but I really wouldn't feel sorry for anyone who got crushed by a vehicle if they were riding like that.
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Old 10-02-07 | 08:45 PM
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There are worse things happening in our world than that.
I enjoyed watching the video.
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Old 10-02-07 | 08:46 PM
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A streaming 140MB FLV video, holy ****.
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Old 10-02-07 | 08:46 PM
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Racing in traffic is about the most dangerous, idiotic and irresponsible thing you can do. But omg its incredibly fun to watch and is just nuts to participate in.

Id rather see bicyclists illegally racing than any car. The odds of a cyclist hurting someone isnt too high, they are mostly the vunerable ones. And these types of races are not very common so its not like its constantly causing traffic/health issues. So let the messengers have their fun a couple times a year.

And solving irresponsible cycling by saying you wish you could hit them with you car. Just wow.
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Old 10-02-07 | 08:46 PM
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You know what? Sell your bike and buy a ****ing car. You're better for it, ****head.
Oh yeah, Mr. Eloquent speaks. Isn't it past your bedtime, junior? Does mommy know that you bypassed NetNanny again?
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Old 10-02-07 | 08:48 PM
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<- irresponsable/suicidal cowboy.
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Old 10-02-07 | 08:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Gordiep
Oh yeah, Mr. Eloquent speaks. Isn't past your bedtime, junior? Does mommy know that you bypassed NetNanny again?
You're one to call somebody Mr. Eloquent, what with threatening to run over fellow cyclists and all. Get bent. Peace.
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Old 10-02-07 | 08:49 PM
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lay off the ad hominems

yous all look like pricks
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Old 10-02-07 | 08:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Gordiep
Oh yeah, Mr. Eloquent speaks. Isn't it past your bedtime, junior? Does mommy know that you bypassed NetNanny again?
When you can only resort to insulting them youre pretty much finished.
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Old 10-02-07 | 08:51 PM
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This thread is a barrel of laughs!
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Old 10-02-07 | 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted by deathhare
When you can only resort to insulting them youre pretty much finished.
+>9000
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Old 10-02-07 | 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted by deathhare
There are worse things happening in our world than that.
I enjoyed watching the video.
+1. and i kind've liked the fancy edits. like the convenience of all the info i was getting. kinda like monday night football.

and gordiep do you stop at every light? its not like all the cars and peds are playing by the same rules anyway and if everyone did it'd be mad ****in boring. it's a race
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