Bern Baker...
 

Makes me look like a non-green taller/fatter version of

http://www.topthat.net/webrock/images/gazoo.gif

boooooooooooo :(

Also wearing the winter liner alone makes me look like a Japanese fighter pilot from WWII and w/the liner in the helmet, I look like a tank commander.

well is that what you are going for
?

whateever

Thats what you get for trying to be different, knock that **** off and assimilate already

yeah. i'd say just get a nice road helmet. whether it's giro, bell, limar, etc. find the one that fits you best. no helmet is going to look "cool", and no helmet is going to look "undorky", or "unmushroomy", just wear one because that's the only thing other people are going to care about. not how you look. you'll just look like someone smart. good luck, have fun.

Lulz.