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Old 11-15-07 | 06:56 AM
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A Bike and Sex

https://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/s...st/7095134.stm

Mr Stewart was caught in the act with his bicycle by cleaners in his bedroom at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr.

Gail Davidson, prosecuting, told Ayr Sheriff Court: "They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply.

"They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white t-shirt, naked from the waist down.
do the police not have anything better to do?! they catch a man in his own locked bedroom, who obviously chose not to answer the door, then after they finally come in and see him getting off with his bike they charge him and place him on the sex offenders registry for 3 years.
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Old 11-15-07 | 07:06 AM
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I hope it has a large tube frame, or else I fell sorry for the guy.
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Old 11-15-07 | 07:36 AM
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Old 11-15-07 | 07:44 AM
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well lets get a couple things straight. first it's not HIS bedroom, he's living in a hostel. second, the police didn't catch him, the CLEANERS did, just like in a hotel. they knock, no reply, figure he's gone so they enter to clean the place only to find him gettin busy. while i don't understand exactly why he got in such trouble with the police, i totally understand why the hostel employees would freak out and call the police in.


p.s. do you think it was a Lemond fillmore?
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Old 11-15-07 | 07:50 AM
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perhaps an IRO ANgUS?
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Old 11-15-07 | 07:55 AM
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Old 11-15-07 | 08:14 AM
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well lets get a couple things straight. first it's not HIS bedroom, he's living in a hostel. second, the police didn't catch him, the CLEANERS did, just like in a hotel. they knock, no reply, figure he's gone so they enter to clean the place only to find him gettin busy. while i don't understand exactly why he got in such trouble with the police, i totally understand why the hostel employees would freak out and call the police in.
well let's get a couple things straight. first, the story specifically reads "in his bedroom", so it is suggested it was his private room. second, people have sex in hotels, people even have freaky sex in hotels. who cares whether he was sexing his bike, sexing his hand, sexing a doll, sexing whatever? the cleaners just should have shut the door and said "excuse me".
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Old 11-15-07 | 08:59 AM
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lets get one more thing straight. britian sucks!

gives new meaning to "the village bicycle" and i don't mean paris!
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Old 11-15-07 | 09:25 AM
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Old 11-15-07 | 09:25 AM
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please, people.....stop posting this.....this is like the 6th thread about this.
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Old 11-15-07 | 09:35 AM
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if ****ing a bike tube will get you on the sex offenders list i'd hate to know what list I should be on...
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Old 11-15-07 | 03:33 PM
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