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I puked on a Lexus!!

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Old 02-18-08, 09:08 PM
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what had you eaten that day? if you had a burrito, clam chowder, and tater tots, that makes for a much more interesting concoction to hit the windshield rather than, say, yogurt and an energy bar. if anyone else plans to do this, i think that it should be recommended to eat something hearty, so that there is a chance that regurgitated chunks can be lodged into various crevices of the victim's car.

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Originally Posted by dammitgravity
i wish i knew about this before we did awards. check your mail in a few days.
Rachael!!!!

I haven't seen you in here in forever.

Congratulation on the race.
Jes it supposed to be sending me an email with the rundown and pics.
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Old 02-18-08, 09:23 PM
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hi, sandwich.
i'm planning on doing a stats/pics/reviews round up hopefully tomorrow.

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Rachael!!!!

I haven't seen you in here in forever.

Congratulation on the race.
Jes it supposed to be sending me an email with the rundown and pics.
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What I ate for during the day before the race: two Krystal Chik Biscuits, Bag of "Munchies" brand chips(ranch flavored), a breakfast burrito for lunch(not sure the name of the restaurant. Its down Dekalb Ave between Moreland and Arizona. Plus I drank 7 beers and 2 sparks in the course of the day before the race. But to describe the puke, it was not very chunky. It was pretty gross though. I got quite a bit on my arm as well. Rachael, I thought I told you. When I made it to the shop, I asked you if you had a rag I could wipe off with and you told me to go to the bathroom. Oh well. I have to give you guys at Sopo made props for the organization of the race. I think next year, our team will go as Team Regurgitation. My partner actually puked too during the race. He blew his chunks outside of the Vortex on Peachtree. The people sitting outside actually got a little freaked out that he was puking while they were eating. Great race though!!
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Originally Posted by bottom-bracket
Belly full of dumpstered chinese food...
foul.
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I actually was laughing and puking at the same time!!
Who doesn't?

Did any come out of your nose?
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What kind of Lexus was it?


If it was an ES, then cool...if it was the new LS...then that was kind of tragic.
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Old 02-19-08, 04:30 PM
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various recounts and pics are up here.

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Old 03-19-08, 02:39 PM
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This thread is EPIC!!! I am still wiping the tears away as I am trying to keep my laughing in check. AWESOME!!!
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Old 03-19-08, 05:01 PM
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well done!

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Wait a minute... I could have sworn a posted a photoshop I did of OP puking on a lexus....

Why did that post disappear?
 
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Old 03-20-08, 12:04 PM
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Best cycling story of all time. Well done.
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Old 08-04-08, 03:50 PM
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bump just for awesomeness
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Originally Posted by c0urt
bump just for awesomeness
+1

jdeane4 FTW!

Damn I miss the south sometimes...
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Originally Posted by NitroPye
As far as the whole "Well now the Lexus driver will just have ammo to use in his cyclist hating routine" goes, if the driver is that self centered to begin with I am sure nothing in any facit of life will sway their opinion. They are probably the type of person who thinks all waiters are jerks because one time they treated their waiter like crap and this one time the waiter actually responded to it. Don't worry about self centered people. Get your revenge, your karma, and ride off feeling better about the whole situation and don't worry about trying to extend a peace branch to people like that. They don't change.
who taught you how to think?


there's nothing self-centered about passing a biker who's drunk and going slowly up a hill. there's nothing to support that the guy hates waiters. get revenge for honking by yelling obscenities, not puking on cars. maybe the dude has a 5 year old daughter with aids and lives in a bubble that's going to die because of the puke germs on the car now.
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Most likely he doesn't. Calm down.
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i was mocking him(most likely the guy is not anti-waiters), all is well.
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Originally Posted by cc700
who taught you how to think?


there's nothing self-centered about passing a biker who's drunk and going slowly up a hill. there's nothing to support that the guy hates waiters. get revenge for honking by yelling obscenities, not puking on cars. maybe the dude has a 5 year old daughter with aids and lives in a bubble that's going to die because of the puke germs on the car now.
So, crapping on the hood of his car at the next stop light wouldn't be good, huh?


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that part of it, he wasnt going slow up the hill. he puked in a near full sprint.
He placed right behind me. we placed 10 out of 90
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Originally Posted by bottom-bracket
Belly full of dumpstered chinese food
slumming middle class whiteboy
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Originally Posted by Hobartlemagne
Unfortunately the lexus driver is going to forget about all the honking and will tell the story
that some cyclist just rode up and puked on the car.
Which in a sense makes for an even funnier mental image if you think about it...
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nope. to lexus driver lance armstrong = cyclist. ******y trustafarian freegan dumpster chinese food ******* on **** conversion = some dip**** on a bike puking on my car.

not the same
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doüchey

for gods sake

man up, bf
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