I just witnessed 3 'bros' walking back from bar, past the bike racks of my apt complex. one bro kicks in the back wheel of a bike while yelling "bicycle!" then tells the other bros "i wish i had a sweet bicycle".
someone needs to devise a bear trap back wheel.

someone should drive a car

Ahhhh! It's got my leg, bro!

don't trap me bro

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So it's bros who do all the bike stomping eh? Maybe we should become preemptive about that...

ahaha we are so much better than the jocks **** jocks

By bros... do you mean "urban dudes"?















racist.

Thing is, is that if you ride your bike and race, you're a jock.

Bike jocks are jocks just the same.

when I hear bro I think of popped collar white boys, but I guess that's just living in a college town.

Figure out which car is theirs, and take it right back to them.

Ditto.

"Bros" or "Yaa dudes" to me are guys with popped collars. They would probably think of themselves as "jocks" but really they are just TV jocks. As in they watch real athletes on TV and yell a lot about it.

Bros are guys who would have been jocks in high school, but now they're in college and maybe weren't elite enough athletes to get onto the sports teams.

On broforums.net...

So these three scenesters just walked out of the coffee shop, past the parking spaces by the delta kappa house. One guy kicks the back wheel of a truck while yelling "HUMMER", then tells the other kids "I wish I had a sweet ride".

well yeah... but we'd be right-er.

The part where he shouts "bicycle!" is my favorite.

I'm proud to be a cutter.

bro ****

I think it's pronounced "brah".

Sometimes I wonder if a bikeforums.net terms of service includes a clause about not getting sarcasm.

It's the whole internet, sometimes.

i like the part where you stood by idlly and watched without so much as calling the police or pepper spraying them.

Help me Bro-Bi Wan Kenobi, your my only hope.

Don't taze me bro!