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crushkilldstroy 03-10-08 09:09 PM

OT: Kemmer
 
I like him. He recommended a good beer to me while I was stuck at the airport in SLC. He doesn't seem very Fascist. He has a child that fits nicely in a messenger bag.

doofo 03-10-08 09:11 PM

i heard hes a spy robot programmed to fit in with hipsters to help further the oppressive mod agenda

operator 03-10-08 09:19 PM

I heard he likes tomasini frames

deathhare 03-10-08 09:20 PM

he made me do...things :(

NitroPye 03-10-08 09:28 PM


Originally Posted by deathhare (Post 6318720)
he made me do...things :(

Show us on this doll where...

metaljim 03-10-08 09:28 PM


Originally Posted by deathhare (Post 6318720)
he made me do...things :(

HAHAHAHA. i spit all over my keyboard.

NitroPye 03-10-08 09:30 PM

The night when deathhare stood up to the oppressive overlords is so much funner then the OT: <color> People threads day.

teiaperigosa 03-10-08 09:32 PM


Originally Posted by NitroPye (Post 6318791)
Show us on this doll where...

NitroPye...you are making a come up in this business we call BFSSFG...

NitroPye 03-10-08 09:34 PM


Originally Posted by teiaperigosa (Post 6318830)
NitroPye...you are making a come up in this business we call BFSSFG...

I'd like to thank the "OT: Whiskey, Scotch and Bourbon" thread.

jgarcia186 03-10-08 09:34 PM

Ive chuckled after opening most of the threads tonite. thanks everyone.

metaljim 03-10-08 09:35 PM


Originally Posted by NitroPye (Post 6318841)
I'd like to thank the "OT: Whiskey, Scotch and Bourbon" thread.

damn, my tax return came in today and i was gonna go to the liquor store and get some new whiskey tonite after reading that thread.

deathhare 03-10-08 09:36 PM


Originally Posted by NitroPye (Post 6318791)
Show us on this doll where...

http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/5914/stl75boyta2.jpg
:(:(

metaljim 03-10-08 09:54 PM

hahahahahaha. shame on you kemmer. your cheap messenger bags and easy-going demeanor won't help you out this time.

poor DH. all he wanted to do is wear his steelers helmet and run around naked causing trouble, and you had to take advantage on him.

NitroPye 03-10-08 10:06 PM


Originally Posted by metaljim (Post 6318986)
hahahahahaha. shame on you kemmer. your cheap messenger bags and easy-going demeanor won't help you out this time.

poor DH. all he wanted to do is wear his steelers helmet and run around naked causing trouble, and you had to take advantage on him.

"He was asking for it!"

donnamb 03-10-08 11:08 PM

I hear he's trying to lure a bicycle pornographer to SLC.

x136 03-10-08 11:15 PM


Originally Posted by deathhare (Post 6318859)

Freakin' nullos, man. Always runnin' around naked, babbling to everyone they meet about how freeing it is to have no genitals. But you touch 'em down there, and they get all freaking offended. What the hell.

wroomwroomoops 03-10-08 11:26 PM


Originally Posted by NitroPye (Post 6318791)
Show us on this doll where...

LOL!!!


You're the King of sex and good fun.

zelah 03-10-08 11:30 PM

kemmer makes me think of work (power company) because i know one day he might call and i might answer. also because kemmerer wyoming is another place we serve

ThunderChunky 03-11-08 01:49 AM


Originally Posted by NitroPye (Post 6318791)
Show us on this doll where...

dewd i toadally already used that one. i like invented pointing on dolls,

http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread...hlight=touched

kemmer 03-11-08 02:04 AM

Listen, I can explain, I was helping him with a potty situation. What was I supposed to do, let him run around with yesterdays taco bell dripping down his leg?

kemmer 03-11-08 02:06 AM


Originally Posted by donnamb (Post 6319478)
I hear he's trying to lure a bicycle pornographer to SLC.

Oh yeah, less than a month from now I'll be waiting outside a certain warehouse in SLC with an ample supply of chain lube and park grease.

Peedtm 03-11-08 07:07 AM


Originally Posted by kemmer (Post 6319925)
Listen, I can explain, I was helping him with a potty situation. What was I supposed to do, let him run around with yesterdays taco bell dripping down his leg?

Yeah, but why did you have to take off your pants too?

lotek 03-11-08 07:10 AM


Originally Posted by crushkilldstroy (Post 6318623)
I like him. He recommended a good beer to me while I was stuck at the airport in SLC. He doesn't seem very Fascist. He has a child that fits nicely in a messenger bag.

I call complete and utter BS. there is no good beer in utah.

kemmer 03-11-08 12:21 PM


Originally Posted by lotek (Post 6320392)
I call complete and utter BS. there is no good beer in utah.

Lies! There are several gold medal award winning beers brewed right here in Utah.

willypilgrim 03-11-08 02:17 PM


Originally Posted by NitroPye (Post 6318791)
Show us on this doll where...

slow....slow....


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