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Old 03-10-08 | 09:09 PM
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OT: Kemmer

I like him. He recommended a good beer to me while I was stuck at the airport in SLC. He doesn't seem very Fascist. He has a child that fits nicely in a messenger bag.
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Old 03-10-08 | 09:11 PM
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i heard hes a spy robot programmed to fit in with hipsters to help further the oppressive mod agenda
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Old 03-10-08 | 09:19 PM
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Old 03-10-08 | 09:20 PM
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he made me do...things
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Old 03-10-08 | 09:28 PM
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he made me do...things
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Old 03-10-08 | 09:28 PM
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he made me do...things
HAHAHAHA. i spit all over my keyboard.
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Old 03-10-08 | 09:30 PM
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The night when deathhare stood up to the oppressive overlords is so much funner then the OT: <color> People threads day.
 
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Old 03-10-08 | 09:32 PM
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NitroPye...you are making a come up in this business we call BFSSFG...
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Old 03-10-08 | 09:34 PM
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NitroPye...you are making a come up in this business we call BFSSFG...
I'd like to thank the "OT: Whiskey, Scotch and Bourbon" thread.
 
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Old 03-10-08 | 09:34 PM
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Old 03-10-08 | 09:35 PM
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I'd like to thank the "OT: Whiskey, Scotch and Bourbon" thread.
damn, my tax return came in today and i was gonna go to the liquor store and get some new whiskey tonite after reading that thread.
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Old 03-10-08 | 09:36 PM
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Old 03-10-08 | 09:54 PM
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hahahahahaha. shame on you kemmer. your cheap messenger bags and easy-going demeanor won't help you out this time.

poor DH. all he wanted to do is wear his steelers helmet and run around naked causing trouble, and you had to take advantage on him.
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Old 03-10-08 | 10:06 PM
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hahahahahaha. shame on you kemmer. your cheap messenger bags and easy-going demeanor won't help you out this time.

poor DH. all he wanted to do is wear his steelers helmet and run around naked causing trouble, and you had to take advantage on him.
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Old 03-10-08 | 11:08 PM
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I hear he's trying to lure a bicycle pornographer to SLC.
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Old 03-10-08 | 11:15 PM
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Freakin' nullos, man. Always runnin' around naked, babbling to everyone they meet about how freeing it is to have no genitals. But you touch 'em down there, and they get all freaking offended. What the hell.
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Old 03-10-08 | 11:26 PM
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LOL!!!


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Old 03-10-08 | 11:30 PM
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kemmer makes me think of work (power company) because i know one day he might call and i might answer. also because kemmerer wyoming is another place we serve
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Old 03-11-08 | 01:49 AM
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dewd i toadally already used that one. i like invented pointing on dolls,

https://www.bikeforums.net/showthread...hlight=touched
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Old 03-11-08 | 02:04 AM
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Listen, I can explain, I was helping him with a potty situation. What was I supposed to do, let him run around with yesterdays taco bell dripping down his leg?
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Old 03-11-08 | 02:06 AM
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Originally Posted by donnamb
I hear he's trying to lure a bicycle pornographer to SLC.
Oh yeah, less than a month from now I'll be waiting outside a certain warehouse in SLC with an ample supply of chain lube and park grease.
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Old 03-11-08 | 07:07 AM
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Listen, I can explain, I was helping him with a potty situation. What was I supposed to do, let him run around with yesterdays taco bell dripping down his leg?
Yeah, but why did you have to take off your pants too?
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Old 03-11-08 | 07:10 AM
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Originally Posted by crushkilldstroy
I like him. He recommended a good beer to me while I was stuck at the airport in SLC. He doesn't seem very Fascist. He has a child that fits nicely in a messenger bag.
I call complete and utter BS. there is no good beer in utah.
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Old 03-11-08 | 12:21 PM
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I call complete and utter BS. there is no good beer in utah.
Lies! There are several gold medal award winning beers brewed right here in Utah.
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Old 03-11-08 | 02:17 PM
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