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Old 04-15-08 | 03:35 PM
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dude, it's really hard to laugh out loud at work and NOT look like a moron.

thanks dude, the girls here all think i'm a moron now.
At least they don't think you're a raper.
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Old 04-15-08 | 03:36 PM
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i wonder if the op picked out a toptube protector yet...
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Old 04-15-08 | 03:36 PM
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At least they don't think you're a raper.
eh, point.
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Old 04-15-08 | 03:37 PM
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When I read that I thought you said, "It's really hard to laugh out loud at work and not look like a Mormon."
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Old 04-15-08 | 03:38 PM
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i wonder if the op picked out a toptube protector yet...
Ya it has your face on it. Being Tea-bagged.
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is there a way to spot a mormon? kemmer would know, he walks in the midst of them.
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Old 04-15-08 | 03:40 PM
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is there a way to spot a mormon? kemmer would know, he walks in the midst of them.
One sure-fire way to spot them is to pull down their pants and check for the special underwear. Also, count the number of child brides. If it's more than two, they're probably Mormons.
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Old 04-15-08 | 03:43 PM
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That's pretty hilarious the Morms got dinged again in another multiple under-aged babe scandal. You'd think after 150 years they would learn to keep their sexy dungeons underground like the rest of us.
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Old 04-15-08 | 03:44 PM
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haha thats funny you're funny

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Old 04-15-08 | 03:45 PM
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ohhh got me again!
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Old 04-15-08 | 03:47 PM
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That Was An Octaburn!
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Old 04-15-08 | 03:47 PM
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Cheers to Ty Ty, who has rolled with this thread. Jeers to Oh No, who can't let it go.
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Old 04-15-08 | 03:48 PM
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^ that reminds me of that chuck norris movie, octagon.
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Old 04-15-08 | 03:57 PM
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That Was An Octaburn!
HAHAHA!

bonechili's right. cheers to you ty ty.
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Old 04-15-08 | 03:57 PM
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So when deciding on a saddle how do I tell if it's an octalink or square taper?
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Old 04-15-08 | 03:59 PM
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So when deciding on a saddle how do I tell if it's an octalink or square taper?
it depends on how cool it looks, and how much it hurts your ass to ride with it.
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Old 04-15-08 | 04:02 PM
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Well it's in the shape of a lightning bolt and it has NJS KEIRIN and FAST embroidered in gold across it.
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Old 04-15-08 | 04:03 PM
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Did you name yourself after Ty Ty Walden from "God's Little Acre", Ty Ty?
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Old 04-15-08 | 04:04 PM
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Yes, that and my name.
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Old 04-15-08 | 04:10 PM
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That is quite a book book to be named after.
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Old 04-15-08 | 04:23 PM
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Cheers to Ty Ty, who has rolled with this thread. Jeers to Oh No, who can't let it go.
i just got here assface
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Old 04-15-08 | 06:28 PM
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is there a way to spot a mormon? kemmer would know, he walks in the midst of them.
per cap, I hear ID has more. They can be spotted by their disapproving expressions at you while you're having fun.
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Old 04-15-08 | 06:44 PM
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Originally Posted by metaljim
is there a way to spot a mormon? kemmer would know, he walks in the midst of them.
if i see a blond guy wearing slacks, a polo shirt, and running shoes, i assume its a mormon, especially if he has a large adams apple. this comes from the longstanding Mormon tendencies to; 1) be blond, 2) dress sharply [slacks and polo] and 3) run cross country [running shoes and large adams apple due to low bmi].
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Old 04-15-08 | 07:42 PM
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if i see a blond guy wearing slacks, a polo shirt, and running shoes, i assume its a mormon, especially if he has a large adams apple. this comes from the longstanding Mormon tendencies to; 1) be blond, 2) dress sharply [slacks and polo] and 3) run cross country [running shoes and large adams apple due to low bmi].
Two people in suits with LDS name tags is a dead give away also
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Old 04-15-08 | 07:46 PM
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also mormon literature. that usually closes the deal.
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