that's kayne's face on massan's body

Damn. I couldn't remember if it was cinelli or colnago. Thats the last time I trust my instincts.

my respect for the awesome that is wesley snipes just climbed a notch.

haha. that video is so funny. will oldham is good.

why? you should be more stoked on the costume department

this may be true, however, wesley snipes could probably kill the entirety of the costume team with his bare hands, and keep the hat untouched and still on his head.

plus i cant see the costume department, and they could be a handful of middle-aged ladies buying clothes from thrift stores to approximate what they saw on the street once when driving through in a cab....

valid but snipes wins this round, i believe.

Hahaha, you win the battle based only on that last line.

that's hilarious.
kevin bacon in quicksilver as a messenger, kanye on a track bike...they are practically blood related.

hahahaha.

I give you Manilow, you give me nothing.

Dude gives you whatever the Hell that is, and you throw him golden nickels.

This site is crap.

it's from a ridiculous pop rap song that came out a while ago. i didn't recognize the manilow reference :-P but don't worry, i still laugh at your posts quite often

fark: a combination between shark and frog making on badass creature

go find a thread about hank williams jr buyin a tarck bike and parody a death metal tune and see if anyone gets it and then cry when they don't, or just don't care.



and all my people that's
tarck riding just to get by
chop them risers till they 36 wideeeee
(kids skid, kids skid)
gear inches no lower than seventy-fiveee
whips look good but can he riiiddeeee?

lol these raps are SICKKKK...make a song!

Kanye got stacks
y'all already know that
Rensho that, keirin this
just got another track
THROW SOME D's ON THAT *****

Still tippin' on Nittos, bar tape's all gold
Tippin' on Nittos, wrapped up all gold
Tippin' on Nittos wrapped up all gold
Pimping four hoes and I'm selling Kilos

Rich Boy sellin' tracks
**** hipsters wanna jack
Pants tight no slack
Just got a Kashimax
THROW SOME DEEP V'S ON THAT *****!

and all my people that's
tarck riding just to get by
chop them risers till they 36 wideeeee
(kids skid, kids skid)
gear inches no lower than seventy-fiveee
whips look good but can he riiiddeeee?

Still tippin' on Nittos, bar tape's all gold
Tippin' on Nittos, wrapped up all gold
Tippin' on Nittos wrapped up all gold
Pimping four hoes and I'm selling Kilos

[Slim Thug]
Now look who sliding look who crawling still balling in the mix
It's that six six long dick slim ***** sticking your Schwinn
Pullin tricks looking slick at all times when I'm flipping
Tubes dipping paint dripping grand bullhorn gripping
Still tippin' on veloes, wrapped up in all gold
Pimping four hoes and I'm racking Nittos
Blowing on the endo Campione Del Mundo
Five percent tint so you can't in my Cervelo
These *****z don't understand cuz I'm Boss Hogg on candy
Top cat at the alley wit a big glock nine handy
Pieced up creased up staying dressed to impress
Big boss belt buckle on my Mitchell and Vitesse
Oh, Gucci shades up on my braids when my Fuji Escalade
When I'm riding Sprewells sliding like a escapade
I got it made the big boss of the north
Ain't **** changed I still represent Fixie House (Ha!)

the mashup thus far. excuse its massiveness. somebody do it right, then drop this ****!!

Can I produce?

haha if protools had support for 10.5 i'd maybe throw somethin together right now at home, but alas, my home rig is shut down right now.

Weeaaakkk. Just as long as you give me producer credit on the joint when you're done, it's all good.

i love this thread

what i understand is that pharrell made it for kanye as a thank you for inviting NERD on his tour (which btw was redic good)

think ima bout to letcha shine on my ****?!

Mike Jones!

they do that with cars, why not bikes?



...

the problem with bikes and celebrities is that people as famous as him are easily spotted and a bike doesn't really keep you hidden in public.

also lol @ "no way he's buying more and letting them sit around"