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Metricoclock 04-23-08 08:11 PM


Originally Posted by SHOwned (Post 6560877)
probably. but what about swimming?:p

Remember, stereotypes are wrong:mad:

I just nearly spit my beer all over my screen hahahahahahaha

bonelesschicken 04-23-08 08:11 PM


Originally Posted by zelah (Post 6573621)
the problem with bikes and celebrities is that people as famous as him are easily spotted and a bike doesn't really keep you hidden in public.

also lol @ "no way he's buying more and letting them sit around"

I dunno, I could see dressing up like a bike messenger/tarck bike freestyler being a pretty good disguise for a famous rapper.

Metricoclock 04-23-08 08:15 PM


Originally Posted by bonelesschicken (Post 6573638)
I dunno, I could see dressing up like a bike messenger/tarck bike freestyler being a pretty good disguise for a famous rapper.


Until puffy is rolling through town in his benz and side swipes him hahahah



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anomaly 04-23-08 08:39 PM

I'm jealous of his money.

tx_what_it_do 04-24-08 03:11 AM


Originally Posted by Serendipper (Post 6561236)
Because riding a bike = so damn difficult.

i meant if he could ride well.
i hear lupe fiasco can't skate that well.
maybe kanye can make a song about tarck bikes?

tx_what_it_do 04-24-08 03:17 AM


Originally Posted by freecycle (Post 6569844)
Kanye got stacks
y'all already know that
Rensho that, keirin this
just got another track
THROW SOME D's ON THAT *****

Still tippin' on Nittos, bar tape's all gold
Tippin' on Nittos, wrapped up all gold
Tippin' on Nittos wrapped up all gold
Pimping four hoes and I'm selling Kilos

Rich Boy sellin' tracks
**** hipsters wanna jack
Pants tight no slack
Just got a Kashimax
THROW SOME DEEP V'S ON THAT *****!

and all my people that's
tarck riding just to get by
chop them risers till they 36 wideeeee
(kids skid, kids skid)
gear inches no lower than seventy-fiveee
whips look good but can he riiiddeeee?

Still tippin' on Nittos, bar tape's all gold
Tippin' on Nittos, wrapped up all gold
Tippin' on Nittos wrapped up all gold
Pimping four hoes and I'm selling Kilos

[Slim Thug]
Now look who sliding look who crawling still balling in the mix
It's that six six long dick slim ***** sticking your Schwinn
Pullin tricks looking slick at all times when I'm flipping
Tubes dipping paint dripping grand bullhorn gripping
Still tippin' on veloes, wrapped up in all gold
Pimping four hoes and I'm racking Nittos
Blowing on the endo Campione Del Mundo
Five percent tint so you can't in my Cervelo
These *****z don't understand cuz I'm Boss Hogg on candy
Top cat at the alley wit a big glock nine handy
Pieced up creased up staying dressed to impress
Big boss belt buckle on my Mitchell and Vitesse
Oh, Gucci shades up on my braids when my Fuji Escalade
When I'm riding Sprewells sliding like a escapade
I got it made the big boss of the north
Ain't **** changed I still represent Fixie House (Ha!)

the mashup thus far. excuse its massiveness. somebody do it right, then drop this ****!!

they see my chainriiiiing
they haaaatiiiiiiiing
trackstanding
they know that i be riding fixie

tryna catch me ridin fixie, tryna catch me ridin fixie, tryna catch me ridin fixie, tryna catch me ridin fixie

wont see me coasting
or braking
you trippin
if you gon stop me ridin fixie

Yo 420 666 69 04-24-08 07:16 AM

this thread is getting worse and worse

TimArchy 04-24-08 07:24 AM

It started with a celebrity getting into street fixes like they get into cars. How much worse can it get?

By the way, has anyone questioned whether Kanye should be riding brakeless in the first place? Unless he's been practicing behind closed doors, I wouldn't get within 20 feet of him on the street.

freecycle 04-24-08 08:36 AM


Originally Posted by TimArchy (Post 6575597)
It started with a celebrity getting into street fixes like they get into cars. How much worse can it get?

By the way, has anyone questioned whether Kanye should be riding brakeless in the first place? Unless he's been practicing behind closed doors, I wouldn't get within 20 feet of him on the street.

well hes probably made it twenty feet into the driveway, got off, made a number of exclamations about how great a ride it is, and then let it mothball until the escalade bores him again.

doubt hes a threat to peddies.


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