I see more 30somethings in spandex and 10 speeds than I do 20somethings with tight jeans and aerospoked fixed gears. I say we reconsider who we are calling hipsters.

I hate that sticker so much! "One Fewer Car" would be fine, but . . . AUGH!

:lol: I get you for that Jet, 42 that I am..hahaha
http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/5940/hipstersv1.jpg

Take the quiz to find out if YOU ARE A HIPSTER!!! :lol:
http://www.timeout.com/newyork/quiz/...ster-quiz?qp=1

Your Score: 18

I shop at Urban Outfitters and like the Cure.
You have some sense of style and decent musical appreciation, but there are some glaring holes in your hipster resume. Don't worry. In this case holes in your resume are a positive thing, because it is a job that you probably don't want.

Hipster may have once been a term for describing a certain type of person who fits into a certain sub-culture. Now it is just a fashion. Yes, we are "infested" with them in SF, but these days it seems that it is just a culture of fashion and nothing else. I have seen groups of middle schoolers wearing skinny jeans, big glasses, 80s shirts, and just generally having that rockstar/junkie look. Similarly i have seen frat boy types that have obviously adopted the fashion, only with designer clothes that are super expensive, but have that vintage/thrift store look.

It's a fashion that is being fed to them just as skateboard culture and fashion was fed to the masses in the 90s.

some funny sh*t

http://www.timeout.com/newyork/artic...ati-talks-back

What's it like being the only person in the world who cares?

TRaffic Jammer:

Your Score: -482
What's a Moz?
We hate to be the ones that have to break this to you, but unless khaki-colored, baggy cargo pants, Yanni and a pleasant disposition come back into style, you're consigned to a life of unremarkable blandness. We're sorry.

-482 BS you try to lose/win ... :lol:
You street fixie riding model you ... hahahaha

maybe i am a hipster...
"The entry for "hipsters" defined it as "characters who like hot jazz." [2]"

Wait a second! If you like the Cure you are a hipster? What about if you liked them in the 80's? Does that count for anything? And don't get me started about Joy Division...

*phew*

I know, it seems not even the authors of the quiz were old enough to listen to this stuff in the 70's and 80's.

hahahahaha the best part is i answered it seriously!!!!!





btw, this job sucks. Only good thing is the countless hot chicks every day... mmmmmmm

Fixed it for ya....

How is it possible to be so unhip in 10 questions? :lol: Jokes aside, I've know many models in the past and yea, it's some seriously long drawn out stretches of mind numbing boredom and discomfort.

yea... think 16 interviews a day, with 15-45min traveling inbetween, with lines of 50-350 people, to finally have them say "no we wanted dark hair".


the best analogy is "Getting a blow job for 30 min, then having you **** shoved in bucket of ice"






but the drinking in public/lines and girls makes it kinda easier

Participating in that quiz makes you a hipster.

I would like to invalidate the entire first paragraph in this wiki definition. :crash:

all in fun *Makes chicken noises* :)

meh....you're lucky you don't live in the central valley. i'll trade an infestation of your hipsters any day for our infestation of brahs.

Don't worry, they will soon catch on and become brahsters...

i carry my "Hipster spray"... its a tazer

oh yeah, i don't mind hot jizz. it's best when it's coming outta my penis onto some boobies or in some young hip girls mouth.

jesus. i scored 12.

don't tase me bro.

Don't the words have the same origin?

close enough

http://www.nfo.net/usa/etymol.html

I used to know this awesome old jazz musician (if I remember, he was 86 or 87 when he died in 2002) who used to tell the story of Jazz being played in brothels and the name coming from sex. I'd never bothered checking on its accuracy, since it was too fun, but it's nice to know it was true.

sooo people are still talking about hipsters? you guys should talk about the leprechaun in the tree. thats more recent. or the challenger explosion. who ****ing cares. really?

hmm....wonder when we'll see the first fixed gear dirtbike/quad :lol:

OMG theres leik 5000 threads like this USE SEARCH FUNC NOOB.

on a serious note... whats a heavy tattoo? heavily laden under tattooed duress?