Hipsters...
 

So as a balding middle-aged fixed-gear rider, I never really understood the proper definition of "hipster" as is so frequently used in this forum.

And then last week...it happened to me. I saw these two guys with heavy tatoos, stringy hair, no helmet, platform pedals and flat bars. Hit me like a ton of bricks "so that's what they're talking about"

Am I close?

[by the way...no judgement here, except for the lack of helmet]

nah not really

pixx ploz

Fixed.

http://do.palicio.us/blog/wp-content...rspecial_2.jpg

But these are my favorite type of hipsters
http://urbanbia.com/wp-content/uploa...0/panties1.jpg

trying way too hard. go join die prinzen.
http://dasbinich.files.wordpress.com...11/prinzen.jpg

Did they look like the guys in this pic?
http://gallery.mac.com/bbattle/10004...85c7e1/web.jpg

http://gallery.mac.com/bbattle/100046/100_0076/web.jpg

Did their bikes look like these?
http://gallery.mac.com/bbattle/10004...6f7787/web.jpg

{Alabama hipsters} well, except for the old balding guys. ;)

none of them look like hipsters at all. failthread.

I've always wanted to cut off branches on a tree like that to get bikes. Apparently they don't lock them to the tree though, so that would be unnecessary.

The only one in question would be the one with the black cycling cap, but he's not even sporting cut-offs. I would say they fit into the 'uber-fixed scene' well enough though.

Come to SF... we're infested with them. In all fairness some of my best friends are hipsters. I'm more crosstrash/singlespeedscum, but I race track, so go figure. I also don't wear women's jeans, and 80s shirts.

yeah cuz all skinny jeans are womens jeans

It's been done to death, but it bears repeating:

http://www.catandgirl.com/archive/cg0299costume.gif

No, but that's not what i said now is it? :thumb:

I believe it's just a word people use in order to avoid being classified. I think the idea is, "whatever a hipster is, I'm not it..." But the definition is left purposely vague so that it can always be molded to each person's needed use.

Wiki has the answer but i didn't see aerospoke in there

How old is middle-aged? I am 36 and ride a GT track with gold deep-Vs, which is probably the picture-definition of a hipster track bike. I always think of middle-aged as being in your 40s, is that right?

I don't think most of the people here really know what a hipster is.

Trust me, a tattooed guy in cut-off shorts and a cycling cap on a fixed-gear is not a hipster. Not even close.

I plan to live past 100 so don't consider being 42 to be middle aged and whatever a hipster is, I ain't it.

I just finished building up my new rear wheel with a 36/4 on a Formula hub and a Vuelta Tempest to match my front wheel (which needs a high flange hub now).

This is what the anti-hipster rides even if he's not sure what defines a hipster...

http://www.ravingbikefiend.com/bikep...wievuelta1.jpg

one less car sticker = hipster :)

I am here to invalidate this thread.

yeah d00d all the hipsterest hipsters are sporting lycra short and jelly belly jerseys these dayz.......

hipsters wear every colour in the spectrum with every print imaginable and claim it doesnt clash.

having said that, they arnt that bad. but then again everyone on this site hates everyone else so i know someone is going to hate me for poking fun at hipsters, while another person will hate me for saying i am friends with some.

lame.

you stole the words right out of my head
bravo! haha

It also says "One More Bike" and "Death Penalty For Bike Thieves" and came from Dave's Bike Dump in Ottawa... http://www.bikedump.com/ and you can print off a copy for yourself if ya want.

Mine is affixed with clear packing tape.

That makes me a Fred.

:D

Exactly. So everyone's definition will be different.

"Hipster is in the eye of the beerholder."

I'm one of the 40-something balding guys so I don't count as hipster.:)

Don't get my wrong, I own my fair share of lycra and love jelly bellies, I'm just sayin..

I think it's possible to define a hipster. Here's my go at it: A hipster is a person who strives to be authentic by appropriating other sub-cultures.

Yeah, it's all good fun. On that day, I'd just finished a 40 mile road ride, came home, got message about alleycat ride, hopped on the San Jose and got there for the start. Won it, too.

Hipsters are the worst! Ugh! With their clothes and their music and their bikes! The worst! Who do they think they are??