He’s only running single speed
He prefers being fixed to free
He’s hyper-vigilant man
He pedals like a bastard breed
so cold his ****ing knuckles bleed
He’s hyper-vigilant man

just a thought for a song...if you'd like to contribute lyrically, please do so. If I like it and record it (I have a studio) I might put it up on mp3.com
Additionally if you think this is stupid you may also let me know and then I'll be sure to put in a nasty verse about you before putting it out for the world to hear.

As long as I get bad publicity for saying this:
I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU ARE MAKING THIS EVEN MORE (snicker) CORPORATE THAN IT ALREADY IS! WILL SOMEONE ELSE HELP ME STOP THIS FROM GOING MAINSTREAM PLEASE? NEXT THING YOU KNOW, LINCOLN PARK WILL HAVE A FIXED GEAR GANG ON CUSTOM MERCKX' LISTENING TO THIS STUPID-@55ED SONG ON THEIR iPODS.


(please defame the HELL outta me...)

His knees are popping
Steel dream
Single speed
Man-machine

My love for you is like a truck, Berserker
Would you like some making ****, Berserker
My love for you is like a rock, Berserker

Doh, there comes the Clerks song! Sorry, couldn't resist.

Corporate? I wish it were corporate cuz then I could afford White Castle's. Just a goofy idea I had...I guess I'll just write (another) song about a girl...I'll be treading new water there! Bad publicity?!? Holy****! I'm gonna make you a ****ing folk hero right up there with Paul Bunyan and spunk or whatever that turd from the real world was called!

P.S. I know your favorite website is www.lptrixie.com and you want to trade your bike in on a convertible new beetle.

P.P.S. They'll be chanting 165:48:17 in lincoln Park!

hee-lar-ee-us
lptrixie is friggin funny as hell. Describes about 66% of the people I work with.
AWESOME sense of humor MKRG...thanks!

Didn't Ministry already cover this ground back in '92...I'm positive Al Jourgensen got his inspiration for the ditty below from riding the lakefront on a tricked out Colnago Super with Larry and Mayo...

JUST ONE FIX-"Psalm 69"-Ministry

blood keeps drinking away
certain of its destination
driving through new orleans at night
gotta find a destination

just one fix

life keeps slipping away
fighting in a war with damnation
poised, keep cutting away
i'm looking in through to salvation

just one fix

Hardly...AJ is/was a total p*ssy. He couldn't handle riding in a trailer pulled along the lakefront.

I'm flying through "effing" trash
A super hero with road rash
I'm soaring through this urban war
a demon fueled by sour mash
I'm cruising like a pimp on crack
don't think I'm ever coming back
I'm splitting lanes and taking names
won't never gimp a carbon frame
Energizer Duracell Everready rocking steady
Double A or maybe C, you pissed me off so here's a D
165-48:17
165-48:17
165-48-17
165-48:17

I guess I probably shouldn't put this in the advocacy forum

*note: The only batteries I have ever used are powering the various light fixtures on my bike

**note: the use of "165-48:17" is a wonderful gearing choice for fixies, fits the song really quite well and will also solidify my own evil plans to make our own 165-48:17 not only a myth but a legend to lptrixies.

www.mp3.com is down...wtf?

This is the BEST thing I have seen in a while...pure genius

y'all want to get a room?

Any chance you can make this song conform to Tommy Tutone's "8675309" song?

Koffee

AHHHH!

I need some chlorine for my eyes!!!
Must rid my self of mental image!!!


AHHHH

someone needs to cover hemi's "slow leak".

Just leave the key for the room you and Superchivo have been staying in...and please request a sheet change before leaving this time.

Or is that a D.C. request for a 3 way?

Look everybody! I got a new verse!

Frank'n'beans Frank'n'beans
Schiek has homoerotic dreams
Frank'n'beans Frank'n'beans
Schiek buys little boy fanta'zines

...it was just a sleepover...

I would never do anything to hurt the children...

...ask bubbles...

I thinks it's great that we can all take a really nice thread and dash in, head-first, onto the rocks of inanity.
No place but here!