Oh, no. That's long in the past now -- I was just relating the story for comedic value.

You must have the sarcasm tag option turned off.

I found the Widefoot Litercage to be the best solution this far. There are some limitations and over the last year of usage, I have found great methods for using in concert with Nalgene, Hydroflask, and Kleen Kanteen bottles. I have found it useful both in hot and cold weather as well. My full review is up on our RideAlongside YouTube channel for any who are interested.

There is also the VeloOrange Mojave bottle cage.