I thought it was "*****", not "honkey". (And I am not even an English teacher.)

Actually I post hear all the time. Most of the times it's just me spouting crap off the top of my head.

Thanks for the lesson, Ms. Pedantic Slangster

narrow assed?

That's prolly the wierdest thing I've been called in a long time.

You got a fetish for wide asses.. or..

Well, never mind.

As for Cracker......

Let me just say that you're in for it when I get there. I"m gonna go on a tour of the PBR factory and pee in the mix. Not that it'd taste any different.

*to be read in the most nasal of voices* Yea, you bady bad boys... Stop it! Just stop it! STOP it!

Holy **** my eyes hurt. You made me read this entire stupid thread, you ****ing Seppo Poofters.

You know, I find Mayos writing entertaining, but to have this entire thread basically about "Is Mayo racist" is pretty ****ing boring. Sure, I though his retraction was like some pro forma piece of poo, but I'm no critic, I'm not going to sit here and pic apart his writings to look for some underying tone or subliminal message. My headcold is currently preventing such time wasting efforts.

Anyway, it's more fun watching you guys foam at the mouth as soon as anything remotely flame-worthy pops up :)

POOFTER!!! HA! I like that word. POOFTER! What does it mean? I certainly wouldn't want to call someone a poofter out of context.

Poofter: A person who likes people of the same sex. Source: I asked my work buddies. My general rule of thumb for name calling is anyone bigger than me is called sir, anyone I can outrun or ride is fairgame.

And how is that working out for you? Making lots of friends?

Only because we let you. :D

Between Springfield and Joplin......just off I-44. :D

Poofter? Trixie? Damn! I'm really confused now. I gotta get out of the house more. :p :D

I'm married, not allowed to have friends.

what is all the fuss? go and out get some perspective. if you knew the area of the city he was in, he was speaking of the materialistic yuccie (young, urban conspicuous consumer). his remarks weren't racist nor anti-semetic, however exposed many others on this thread for who they really are.

mayo, your prose worked well to set the scene. do not let your positive karma be blown off course by smaller people who like to criticise instead of doing.

the second poster should have said: mayo, clear something up for us...what did you infer when making that comment instead of people presuming it for him. instead, THE MOB RULES!! i am not aware of many people who go out of their way to do good deeds, taking time out from their day while disguised as a well meaning racist or a good natured minority hater.

who are you guys crapping anyway?

I believe this ship already sailed.

Picture of Mayo(?) with the lost boys of Sudan:

Mayo wears a beret? I though the smiling Jack Casey look had gone out years ago. Does he smoke those lil nasty cigarettes and hang out in beat clubs, reciting his verse while periodically banging a bongo drum?

Your guess = as good as mine. Never met the guy. For all I know he could be a dopple ganger of someone here, or not. But this is a photo of Mayo and the two lost boys.