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02-06-09 | 05:07 PM
#1
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From: Rock Hill, SC
Bikes: Salsa Casseroll, Soma Rush, Fuji Tahoe 29er Pro
hahahahaha
02-06-09 | 05:11 PM
#2
Live without dead time
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From: Toronto
It is funny, but as someone who played paintball for awhile, it's still easy to recognize a bad idea. Calling the cops would result in the one guy getting charged with bike theft (not a super serious offence) and the other guy getting charged with assault with a weapon. If he hits someone in the eye and blinds them he'll find himself in even more trouble.
02-06-09 | 07:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Source: craigslist
I am posting this ad because I have had 3.....yes 3 bikes stolen from me since i moved to charleston last March! ALL of them were u-bilted and had a cable lock! I AM SICK OF THE BULL****! SO....I have a fully automatic paintball gun that shoots 12-15 balls per second at up to 360fps....if you have a spot where your bike was stolen and would like to get revenge...I plan on buying a mountian bike and setting these theives up for a little payback....Im going to unscrew the front tire and buy a cheap lock and stake out near the bike. Once someone gets on it Im going to fire apporx 50-75 paintballs at them and when they try to take off I plan on the tire coming off and watching them faceplant while getting hit by another 50 paintballs! I DONT CARE IF ITS A 15 YEAR OLD KID OR A 45 YEAR OLD MAN....IM NOT GOING TO HAVE ANY REMORSE FOR THEM WHEN I DO THIS AND PLAN ON CALLING THE POLICE AND GIVING A DESCRIPTION OF..."man limping down ***street covered in bright orange paint just tried to steal my bike" i figure if i get 10 people with this that will make them think ALOT harder before trying it again!
02-06-09 | 08:05 PM
#6
senior tarckass
Joined: Mar 2008
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From: east bay california
Bikes: 2001 bianchi pista/ affinity low pro
when the bike thief approches it would be a lot better if he jumped out from a dark corner dressed as a huge bike and try to stuff the guy into a giant potato sack.
