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mooxster 02-08-09 06:27 AM

Does riding a fixie mean...
 
..I have to cut off cars, not wear a helmet and ride like a d*****bag like these guys?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=aNCPEzdZs5s

nelzar13 02-08-09 07:06 AM

yes most defiantly, since lance does it to ....respect your role models and do as they do !

mooxster 02-08-09 08:25 AM

yea i forgot about the "Do as lance does part.

I'm going to craigslist all my bikes today so I can buy Trek's. Then I will quit my job, ignore my kids and break up with my wife so I can date a just turned 18 anorexic childstar. Then in three years I'll go ask for my job back.

j3ffr3y 02-08-09 09:20 AM


Originally Posted by mooxster (Post 8325591)
yea i forgot about the "Do as lance does part.

I'm going to craigslist all my bikes today so I can buy Trek's. Then I will quit my job, ignore my kids and break up with my wife so I can date a just turned 18 anorexic childstar. Then in three years I'll go ask for my job back.

that's the spirit! Don't forget to take some anabolic steroids too!

jtarver 02-08-09 11:03 AM

This was just a PR stunt to make hipster kids come to Mellow Johnnys

octopus magic 02-08-09 11:22 AM


Originally Posted by mooxster (Post 8325591)
yea i forgot about the "Do as lance does part.

I'm going to craigslist all my bikes today so I can buy Trek's. Then I will quit my job, ignore my kids and break up with my wife so I can date a just turned 18 anorexic childstar. Then in three years I'll go ask for my job back.

Sounds good to me.

chadbrochill17 02-08-09 11:30 AM

Except Trek needs to just GIVE you a whole bunch of bikes

WxGuesser 02-08-09 11:40 AM

I ride my felt tk2 bad ass bike on the road and don't even know how to do any tricks... i love it!

B:H Pusher 02-08-09 12:59 PM

^does your signiture change when the weather does?

Thetank 02-08-09 01:25 PM


Originally Posted by mooxster (Post 8325407)
..I have to cut off cars, not wear a helmet and ride like a d*****bag like these guys?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=aNCPEzdZs5s

:deadhorse2::deadhorse::trainwreck:

BoozyMcliverRot 02-08-09 01:53 PM

Ive never wanted a cyclist to get hit by a car,but after watching that I wanted them all to get doored,run over,etc.

solbrothers 02-08-09 02:03 PM

fixie is about being a jackass

yahnming 02-08-09 02:07 PM

please don't use the term 'fixie' you already look like an ******* with your skinny jeans and deep v rims, don't add insult to injury.

aMull 02-08-09 02:47 PM


Originally Posted by BoozyMcliverRot (Post 8326584)
Ive never wanted a cyclist to get hit by a car,but after watching that I wanted them all to get doored,run over,etc.

Keep wishing son, they each got ten times your skill.

dayvan cowboy 02-08-09 02:57 PM

another rule is that any bearded fixie rider has to drink out of a mini keg while riding through traffic.

solbrothers 02-08-09 03:04 PM

i dont see the jackassery of that video

time bandit 02-08-09 03:09 PM

seeing as how you post like a ****** bag, you're 1/4 way there.

andre nickatina 02-08-09 03:19 PM


Originally Posted by BoozyMcliverRot (Post 8326584)
Ive never wanted a cyclist to get hit by a car,but after watching that I wanted them all to get doored,run over,etc.

Sharp thinking skills you got there, chief.

slloth 02-08-09 03:19 PM


Originally Posted by mooxster (Post 8325407)
..I have to cut off cars, not wear a helmet and ride like a d*****bag like these guys?


Post a link to one of your videos so we can compare.

But no to answer your question. There are no rules to riding a fixed gear. It is an ever evolving sport. There are currently fixed gear riders all over the world riding different types of bikes, with different styles. I think a lot of the Japanese riders are leading the way right now in innovation. They seem to be one step ahead.

solbrothers 02-08-09 03:22 PM


Originally Posted by time bandit (Post 8326871)
seeing as how you post like a ****** bag, you're 1/4 way there.

choke on a jar of dicks

sup tarckatino

time bandit 02-08-09 03:35 PM

sol, I was talking to op, genius..

learn to read a msg board.

pirate 02-08-09 03:39 PM


Originally Posted by solbrothers (Post 8326929)
choke on a jar of dicks

sup tarckatino

lol

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...neej/jar-1.jpg

'sup sol.

solbrothers 02-08-09 03:43 PM


Originally Posted by time bandit (Post 8326981)
sol, I was talking to op, genius..

learn to read a msg board.

aaah. i see. well, if you arent going to choke on those dicks, would you mind sharing with the rest of us?

solbrothers 02-08-09 03:44 PM


Originally Posted by pirate (Post 8326994)

sup mang. sup girl

mooxster 02-08-09 04:15 PM


Originally Posted by slloth (Post 8326911)
Post a link to one of your videos so we can compare.

But no to answer your question. There are no rules to riding a fixed gear. It is an ever evolving sport. There are currently fixed gear riders all over the world riding different types of bikes, with different styles. I think a lot of the Japanese riders are leading the way right now in innovation. They seem to be one step ahead.

so "evolving" includes swerving dangerously through traffic, cutting cars off, blowing stopsigns and red lights...

It's people like the ones in this video that makes peopl ein cars hate the rest of us.


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