i always thought it was a joke until now....

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02-17-09 | 09:38 PM

dervish

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i always thought it was a joke until now....

https://www.healiohealth.com/tek9.asp...ific=jompeoene

02-17-09 | 10:00 PM

Johnny Nemo

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From: Woolloomooloo, Australia

Bikes: A fixed gear, a vintage roadie and a POS.

Is that with or without the training wheels on?

02-17-09 | 10:03 PM

elTwitcho

Live without dead time

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From: Toronto

I can't understand what need this product is supposed to satisfy

02-17-09 | 10:07 PM

seanile

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From: Boston

..i just died a little

02-17-09 | 10:26 PM

hanjin

your ad here

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Downhill anyone?

02-17-09 | 10:27 PM

Dannihilator

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From: Annandale, New Jersey

Bikes: Bike Count: Rising.

Mad skids or epic fail, you decide.

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02-17-09 | 10:30 PM

dervish

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my vote is in for epic fail...

02-17-09 | 10:35 PM

Duellist

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From: Philadelphia/New York

Bikes: Primary: little orange 70s LeJeune track bike, AKA Tomato Frog, and (secondary) a noisy old Botecchia mixte frame ten-speed of similar vintage.

A bit more dignity just drained from the world.

02-17-09 | 10:43 PM

Eggywootah

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From: Providence, RI

Bikes: 06 KHS Urban-x, 07 KHS Flite 300, 08 Cannondale Capo

well.....

...shipping is free...

02-17-09 | 10:44 PM

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Dannihilator

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From: Annandale, New Jersey

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Free doesn't mean anything in this case.

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02-17-09 | 10:45 PM

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craigcraigcraig

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From: Wenatchee, WA

i would rock it in the skate park

02-17-09 | 11:02 PM

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LeCollectif

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Someone PLEASE make the picture of the guy pushing the expensive scooter their avatar.

02-17-09 | 11:04 PM

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Dannihilator

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02-17-09 | 11:08 PM

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schnee

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g62OziW75OI

02-17-09 | 11:29 PM

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ADSR

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From: Chico, CA

Bikes: S-Works e5 Aerotech with 2009 Veloce and a Fulcrum 5s

The Segway community just breathed a sigh of relief that someone will be joining them at the bottom.

02-17-09 | 11:37 PM

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Dannihilator

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From: Annandale, New Jersey

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They both can join this:

https://www.randyrrross.com/

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02-17-09 | 11:44 PM

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ADSR

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From: Chico, CA

Bikes: S-Works e5 Aerotech with 2009 Veloce and a Fulcrum 5s

Hah! They had one of those at the local snobby bike shop. Just sitting there with all the high-end Bianchis and the like. And they talked down to me...

02-17-09 | 11:48 PM

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Dannihilator

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From: Annandale, New Jersey

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They had one and the talked down to you, you should have laughed then.

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02-17-09 | 11:51 PM

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Alex Steezeman

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I would be the fastest mofo on this any day. I wonder if I told them that they would send me a free one haha.

02-17-09 | 11:59 PM

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atxlatino

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From: El Paso, TX

Bikes: Giant Yukon (heavily upgraded)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dannihilator

They both can join this:

https://www.randyrrross.com/

The vid that plays at that link was niiiiiice

02-18-09 | 01:07 AM

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Nimitz87

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From: Cooper City, Fl

Bikes: Cannondale CAAD9 R5

lol @ all of these products' videos being in Florida...

Chad

02-18-09 | 01:22 AM

#22

JacoKierkegaard

Fixed-gear roadie

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From: Wilmington, NC

Bikes: 2008 Masi Speciale Fixed

Massive fail. At least I can sorta give Randy Ross's product a pass due to all the T&A.

02-18-09 | 01:50 AM

#23

c0urt

moving target

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From: birmingham, al

Bikes: looks like a specialized crux now

02-18-09 | 02:00 AM

#24

dilzymCcarver

who cares

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From: encinitas

Bikes: fausto coppi city master (fixed), vitus 979 12 speed

HAHAHA LMAO that randy ross video was so ridiculously dramatic!

02-18-09 | 02:51 AM

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Juha

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From: Helsinki, Finland

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex Steezeman

I would be the fastest mofo on this any day. I wonder if I told them that they would send me a free one haha.

Sadly, the slower mofos just organized the World Championships in the Netherlands in 2008. Apparently they did not invite you? No worries though, next WC seems to be in Italy, 2010. Go for it!

--J

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Who is this General Failure anyway, and why is he reading my drive?

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