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Old 05-16-04 | 01:59 PM
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https://www.zweknu.org/blog/index.rht...&c=T&ft=T#p602

Don't take your eyes off that chain, not even for a second
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Old 05-16-04 | 02:19 PM
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Old 05-16-04 | 03:50 PM
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Don't blame Rumsfeld....
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Old 05-16-04 | 04:05 PM
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That is why the chain comes off first, then gets cleaned. Then replaced. Then celebratory beer(s) is/are consumed.
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Old 05-16-04 | 05:28 PM
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Well, Rumsey would have you think he had nothing to do with it...
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Old 05-16-04 | 05:31 PM
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At least he wasn't cleaning naked, else the tip of something else might have gotten removed...
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Old 05-16-04 | 05:35 PM
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i have the same pump that he has!
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Old 05-16-04 | 06:55 PM
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Old 05-16-04 | 07:00 PM
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Old 05-16-04 | 08:01 PM
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Hmmmm ... who took the pics?
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Old 05-17-04 | 06:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Jonny B
https://www.zweknu.org/blog/index.rht...&c=T&ft=T#p602

Don't take your eyes off that chain, not even for a second

There is an old urban myth about being able to tell if somebody is a long time track racer by the lack of the ends of one or more fingers that unfortunately is often true. It also,unfortunately, applies to butchers and carpenters and all other power tool users. Get well.

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Old 05-17-04 | 08:57 AM
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..so how exactly did this happen...I"m pretty squeamish..so as soon as I saw the first pic..I closed it...fill me in
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Old 05-17-04 | 09:24 AM
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i keep accidentally almost chopping off the end of left index finger while cooking.

it's one of the hazards of compulsively sharpening my knives.

one day this is really going to suck.

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Old 05-17-04 | 09:55 AM
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i keep accidentally almost chopping off the end of left index finger while cooking.

it's one of the hazards of compulsively sharpening my knives.

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You're more likely to cut yourself with a dull knife, in my experience. If you do it while chopping, try crooking your index finger so the blade get supported by your second knuckle on the index finger. That way, your finger tip is always out of the way. If you almost chop off your finger using a measuring cup or grinding pepper, your'e on your own.

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Old 05-17-04 | 10:09 AM
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Don't blame Rumsfeld....

Ah, come on! Why not? It was alsmost as gross at the beheading!
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Old 05-17-04 | 10:43 AM
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Ah, come on! Why not? It was alsmost as gross at the beheading!
What beheading?
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Old 05-17-04 | 01:19 PM
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Old 05-17-04 | 01:21 PM
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Heh, I just sold that guy a pair of pedals last week, said he was doing well. His doc gave him the go ahead to ride.. so he rode over to pick up the pedals... so at least he's back on the saddle..
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Old 05-17-04 | 01:26 PM
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So one average, one out of twenty people on this board know that bloke. That means he know roughly 300 million poeple. Popular guy
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Old 05-17-04 | 04:51 PM
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here are more pictures of the missing digit...slightly more gruesome.
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Old 05-17-04 | 05:45 PM
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Originally Posted by cavit8
You're more likely to cut yourself with a dull knife, in my experience. If you do it while chopping, try crooking your index finger so the blade get supported by your second knuckle on the index finger. That way, your finger tip is always out of the way. If you almost chop off your finger using a measuring cup or grinding pepper, your'e on your own.

Cheers

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More cuts with a sharp knife, messier and harder to stitch up with a dull knife.
P.S., p3ntuprage, finger tips grow back, usually.
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Old 05-17-04 | 06:06 PM
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Originally Posted by pyze-guy
p3ntuprage, finger tips grow back, usually.
I think that depends on what you mean by "tip" -- I've met several people
who have done the kind of damage this thread is observing and never
grew any of it back. If you're just talking about slicing a little of the skin
off, I suppose it's possible.

Damn it's gross though!
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Old 05-17-04 | 06:07 PM
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What beheading?
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