Look at this f***ing hipster
04-23-09 | 01:23 AM
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Look at this f***ing hipster
probably a repost, but full of lolz. maybe we'll spot some bfssfg members here?
oh yeah, and because bikeforums is made for 10 year olds and bad words are censored out, the asterisks say the f-word (and it's not food. it's what you do with a lady. or a man, depending on what you're into)
EDIT: wait thought of a fix: https://tinyurl.com/hipsterlol
oh yeah, and because bikeforums is made for 10 year olds and bad words are censored out, the asterisks say the f-word (and it's not food. it's what you do with a lady. or a man, depending on what you're into)
EDIT: wait thought of a fix: https://tinyurl.com/hipsterlol
Last edited by LupinIII; 04-23-09 at 01:29 AM.
04-23-09 | 01:58 AM
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just came across this on one of the gun forums I frequest. priceless
This one is better
hipsterhunter.com
This one is better
hipsterhunter.com
04-23-09 | 03:33 AM
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Why do I get the strange feeling LupinIII is the epitome of fixie hipsterism, pushing round his Kilo TT, wearing manpris with white belt and sporting the chrome messenger bag?
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This is Africa, 1943. War spits out its violence overhead and the sandy graveyard swallows it up. Her name is King Nine, B-25, medium bomber, Twelfth Air Force. On a hot, still morning she took off from Tunisia to bomb the southern tip of Italy. An errant piece of flak tore a hole in a wing tank and, like a wounded bird, this is where she landed, not to return on this day, or any other day.
This is Africa, 1943. War spits out its violence overhead and the sandy graveyard swallows it up. Her name is King Nine, B-25, medium bomber, Twelfth Air Force. On a hot, still morning she took off from Tunisia to bomb the southern tip of Italy. An errant piece of flak tore a hole in a wing tank and, like a wounded bird, this is where she landed, not to return on this day, or any other day.
04-23-09 | 04:35 AM
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No lugs? No hugs.
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What does this have to do with fixed-gear bicycles?
Just because most of the inhabitants of this forum are toeing the line of hipsterism, and thus take any opportunity they can find to shrilly screech their amusement at anyone slightly more hipstery than them, does not mean ****ty off-topic threads are any less ****ty or off-topic.
Just because most of the inhabitants of this forum are toeing the line of hipsterism, and thus take any opportunity they can find to shrilly screech their amusement at anyone slightly more hipstery than them, does not mean ****ty off-topic threads are any less ****ty or off-topic.
04-23-09 | 05:33 AM
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Allow me to loosely quote Louis CK and apply it to these "hipsters" instead of strictly ridiculously gay crazy dudes....
"...I'm laughin because he's weird and silly... he's hilarious."
***Link does have profanity**
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMUvrOZCk7s
"...I'm laughin because he's weird and silly... he's hilarious."
***Link does have profanity**
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMUvrOZCk7s
04-23-09 | 07:29 AM
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man, those people that go out there and really try hard to be a hipster are such tools. Some have a more natural and cool way about how they do it, and others are blatantly over the top because its the new cool thing to do.
Lived with them, among them, laughed at them, and will probably beat the next smart ass up
Lived with them, among them, laughed at them, and will probably beat the next smart ass up
04-23-09 | 07:47 AM
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The thing about that second site is that:
1) It was probably made by a hipster.
2) It's a cheap ripoff of Mullets Galore.
The first site was also probably made by a hipster but it has better pictures, so I like it.
1) It was probably made by a hipster.
2) It's a cheap ripoff of Mullets Galore.
The first site was also probably made by a hipster but it has better pictures, so I like it.
04-23-09 | 07:59 AM
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now excuse me for a moment, i have to go to the thrift store to hunt for some vintage t's (or is it more ironic now to look for new non vintage t's from a thrift store?)
04-23-09 | 12:25 PM
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Not a dick.
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just came across this on one of the gun forums I frequest. priceless
hipsterhunter.com
hipsterhunter.com
^This dude visits gun forums.
Priceless.
04-23-09 | 01:37 PM
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on Baby Charlie Concept~
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i dont think in Japan they hate their hipsters but instead embrace. wish we could say the same about the culture on this coast~
EDIT: FML grammar epic fail~
EDIT: FML grammar epic fail~
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04-23-09 | 04:40 PM
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i am quite the hipster. have you seen my front wheel? I didn't know there were so many people that couldn't laugh at themselves...
04-23-09 | 08:36 PM
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But if you're able to laugh at yourself, you're immediately disqualified from being a hipster. Having a sense of humor is inherently un-hip, and un-ironic.
04-23-09 | 10:37 PM
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i think i've now reached what is officially known as the lowest state of man