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07-31-09 | 02:13 AM

drued

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Pass Gas....

It is really tough to do on a fixie... have been riding fixed for 3 years and I swear this is one skill I can't master

07-31-09 | 02:22 AM

deathhare

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stand up

07-31-09 | 02:23 AM

cc700

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groan tom hit rimshot

07-31-09 | 02:31 AM

the_don

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Just push and the gas will come out!

07-31-09 | 09:06 AM

Zachee

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I've heard from others that this technique is easier on a brooks. But it may just be hear say.

07-31-09 | 09:28 AM

mihlbach

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07-31-09 | 09:29 AM

PedallingATX

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to pass a gas powered vehicle you have to pedal really really fast. Even then it is sometimes impossible.

07-31-09 | 10:02 AM

LoRoK

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I'm always afraid I'm going to blow out a little poop nugget when I do the fixie-fart.

07-31-09 | 10:37 AM

Zachee

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Try farting in a quiet cube farm. Not for the faint of heart.

07-31-09 | 10:43 AM

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dude eat a burrito ride the bike pass a roadie and let er rip

07-31-09 | 10:54 AM

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Stand up and rip a runner's fart.

pfert-pfert-pfert-pfert-pfert...

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07-31-09 | 10:54 AM

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yes, coasting makes farting much easier

07-31-09 | 12:45 PM

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LoRoK

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Quote:

Originally Posted by CliftonGK1

Stand up and rip a runner's fart.

pfert-pfert-pfert-pfert-pfert...

07-31-09 | 01:54 PM

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o ya since i became vegan my frequency of flatulence went up about 200%... and when cycling i use a fart for a boost propulsion

07-31-09 | 02:06 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by bicycle

o ya since i became vegan my frequency of flatulence went up about 200%... and when cycling i use a fart for a boost propulsion

that's 100% true for me as well

07-31-09 | 02:25 PM

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it's great isnt it?

07-31-09 | 02:26 PM

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I hope you realize that within a page you're going to have the "I EAT A WHOLE FREAKIN' TON OF MEAT AND IT'S AWESOME!" dudes in here rioting.

07-31-09 | 02:49 PM

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doest matter to me. and it would be irrelevant. this thread is about the challenges/joys of farting while riding without coasting

07-31-09 | 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by LoRoK

I have to go take a **** now...

07-31-09 | 03:03 PM

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Zachee

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I eat a whole freakin ton of meat and it's awesome. No farting, no pooping and i get to tell my vegan girlfriend to take her tempeh and shove it.

07-31-09 | 04:48 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by lorok

i'm always afraid i'm going to blow out a little poop nugget when i do the fixie-fart.

qft

08-01-09 | 03:35 AM

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be very careful if you eat at a "White Castles Hamburgers"....afterwards, when you try to push ever so slightly the emmision result will be 'half and half'.....half wind/half oh-no..

08-01-09 | 03:46 AM

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oldfixguy

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I go into my bar drops. Very conducive and sometimes when you pull back up on the flats you can still smell it. I have to agree with another poster that a Brooks saddle is the preferred perch for this technique. There is a very satisfying reverb effect.