https://gomeansgo.org/2010/04/17/cycle-ball/

There ya go.

That just blew my mind

Cool, but isn't this a repost?

Is it? I just ran a search and didn't see anything. If so, my mistake.

woah.... srsly... woah.

those of us who have been around a while have seen that before, it's reposted, but every year or so. it's right behind those artistic gymnastic cycling girls.

europe has a lot of cool sports that americans don't seem to give a **** about.

Like soccer.

they has shaved legs and their bull horns are mounted rly weird

It's one of the two classic indoor cycling competitions sanctioned by the UCI.

Cycle Ball and Indoor Cycling can be read about straight from the UCI site:
https://oldsite.uci.ch/english/indoor/index.htm

Very low gearing...but pretty damn rad...

Of course. They're no going for speed as much as stability and control.

Yea I figured...much like polo.

Hah, so true. The fixie I use for bike polo has a flip-flop hub running fixed-fixed with the polo side having a much larger cog.

So you have to carry around an extra chain??

Enjoy

Yep, it's not exactly a heavy or difficult piece of extra equipment to tote...

I ride the bike to the court, flip the rear wheel and swap chains. The master links make this a pretty simple process. It works for me.