Polish Grandma
 

Last night, after 1:00 but before 2:00 AM I was riding home up Archer Ave, which is generally deserted at that hour, when I spotted a cyclist in the distance. As I got closer I saw it was a 3 wheeler, the kind your Grandmother would ride. Closer still I saw a 70ish woman wearing baggy plaid flannel shorts (they looked like pajama's) and a brassiere, and I mean only a brassiere (the big kind, left over from the 50's). Actually, it's not that unusual, I live in a Polish neighborhood and have often seen Polish Grandmothers mowing their lawns wearing only brassieres. She was tooling down the sidewalk as happy as you could be and on the otherwise crowded street I said a very nice hello and how are you doing tonight. "Very good," she said in her thick Polish accent, "how are you." We exchanged smiles and went home and slept the sleep of the just.

dziwny i dobry

potrzebuję piwa!

I need beer too

ditto on the pivo

rock on

I am a full blooded polack! speak it and all, My nickname "ostro" means sharp literally, but it means "fixed" or "fixie" in polish.

heres a fun link http://www.insultmonger.com/swearing/polish.htm

BRING ON THE POLISH JOKES!

Holy Schmoley, a Mayo post that doesn't induce a frothing rage in anyone!

I just can't help but think of the old grandma in the Triplets of Belleville with the wistle in her mouth. And now I got that song in my head

some ***hole will be here shortly to read in some latent bigotry or racism, i'm sure.

or we could add our own?...that would make it complete, afterall

our own frothing rage or latent bigotry?

why limit your jackassedness? Go for broke! Do both!

whatever my little evil heart desires, eh? BRILLIANT!!

How about frothy beer?

Makes me miss my own Zsa Zsa (or is it with "J"s???, that's Zsa Zsa Gabor spelling...) who passed away back in '88. I love you, if you're reading.

By the way, who in this thread has the most "Z"s in their last name?

I have a Z in my first name.

I have none, and I'm OK with that.

Szkitbraviking
now you do

Oh crap, does this make me Polish?

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeee we go

You know Chicago has the largest Polish population for any city outside of Warsaw don't you?

I went out with a Polish girl once. She had great bahzoomas.

If she was czech, that might be great bohemians... But I digress.