Polish Grandma
09-28-04 | 09:34 AM
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Arschgaudi
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Polish Grandma
Last night, after 1:00 but before 2:00 AM I was riding home up Archer Ave, which is generally deserted at that hour, when I spotted a cyclist in the distance. As I got closer I saw it was a 3 wheeler, the kind your Grandmother would ride. Closer still I saw a 70ish woman wearing baggy plaid flannel shorts (they looked like pajama's) and a brassiere, and I mean only a brassiere (the big kind, left over from the 50's). Actually, it's not that unusual, I live in a Polish neighborhood and have often seen Polish Grandmothers mowing their lawns wearing only brassieres. She was tooling down the sidewalk as happy as you could be and on the otherwise crowded street I said a very nice hello and how are you doing tonight. "Very good," she said in her thick Polish accent, "how are you." We exchanged smiles and went home and slept the sleep of the just.
09-28-04 | 12:57 PM
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ditto on the pivo
09-28-04 | 01:09 PM
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hang up your boots
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I am a full blooded polack! speak it and all, My nickname "ostro" means sharp literally, but it means "fixed" or "fixie" in polish.
heres a fun link https://www.insultmonger.com/swearing/polish.htm
BRING ON THE POLISH JOKES!
heres a fun link https://www.insultmonger.com/swearing/polish.htm
BRING ON THE POLISH JOKES!
Last edited by ostro; 09-28-04 at 01:15 PM.
09-28-04 | 02:35 PM
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Originally Posted by lucklust
Holy Schmoley, a Mayo post that doesn't induce a frothing rage in anyone!
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NO! It is the FARGATE! It is not some other kind of gate from a movie or TV show that I've never seen! Notice that it has a wheelchair and a pink mohawk? We're not getting sued!
NO! It is the FARGATE! It is not some other kind of gate from a movie or TV show that I've never seen! Notice that it has a wheelchair and a pink mohawk? We're not getting sued!
09-28-04 | 02:49 PM
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Originally Posted by skitbraviking
or we could add our own?...that would make it complete, afterall
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NO! It is the FARGATE! It is not some other kind of gate from a movie or TV show that I've never seen! Notice that it has a wheelchair and a pink mohawk? We're not getting sued!
NO! It is the FARGATE! It is not some other kind of gate from a movie or TV show that I've never seen! Notice that it has a wheelchair and a pink mohawk? We're not getting sued!
09-28-04 | 03:00 PM
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Originally Posted by [165]
why limit your jackassedness? Go for broke! Do both!
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NO! It is the FARGATE! It is not some other kind of gate from a movie or TV show that I've never seen! Notice that it has a wheelchair and a pink mohawk? We're not getting sued!
NO! It is the FARGATE! It is not some other kind of gate from a movie or TV show that I've never seen! Notice that it has a wheelchair and a pink mohawk? We're not getting sued!
09-28-04 | 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted by skitbraviking
Oh crap, does this make me Polish?
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeee we go
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NO! It is the FARGATE! It is not some other kind of gate from a movie or TV show that I've never seen! Notice that it has a wheelchair and a pink mohawk? We're not getting sued!
NO! It is the FARGATE! It is not some other kind of gate from a movie or TV show that I've never seen! Notice that it has a wheelchair and a pink mohawk? We're not getting sued!
