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JesusBananas 01-06-11 11:29 PM


Originally Posted by rustybrown (Post 12037113)
Obvious bro has mastered zen of fixie gear riding. Really feel the road, snow and black ice included, while clenching NJS steel betwixt his 510-laden staunches. He hovers over any potential obstacles like an urban Jesus, performing miracles of barspinnnz and no-handsies skiddz for the non-believers. That spoke card is actually a pamphlet inscribed with the Word, tentatively awaiting passage to the newest disciple.

Sooooo . . . he's from Christ Cycles?

Also, I was not aware that a brand of skinny jeans could be so popular that people can just reference the numbers. This is admittedly kind of hilarious to me. :D

Squirrelli 01-06-11 11:42 PM

We are all a bunch of hipsters after all.

soyboy 01-07-11 07:02 AM


Originally Posted by JesusBananas (Post 12040229)
I was not aware that a brand of skinny jeans could be so popular that people can just reference the numbers. This is admittedly kind of hilarious to me. :D


you've never heard of levi's? they're the oldest and most popular brand of denim in the world, are you sure? i think they may start making non-skinny jeans soon...

dsh 01-07-11 10:07 AM


Originally Posted by happypills (Post 12036595)
I have to confess I have 3 pairs of these... :p

Hmm, well... you are female right?


Originally Posted by NateRod (Post 12038704)
The other day, I tried on one 511 and one 510. Same size.
The 510 fit. The 511 I couldn't even zip up.
My mind was blown.

The 511s are all cotton I think, and the 510s have spandex. So maybe that's why.



I don't know why I even know this, I only wear pants made from Schoeller C-change.

Holden McNeil 01-07-11 10:28 AM


Originally Posted by rustybrown (Post 12037113)
Obvious bro has mastered zen of fixie gear riding. Really feel the road, snow and black ice included, while clenching NJS steel betwixt his 510-laden staunches. He hovers over any potential obstacles like an urban Jesus, performing miracles of barspinnnz and no-handsies skiddz for the non-believers. That spoke card is actually a pamphlet inscribed with the Word, tentatively awaiting passage to the newest disciple.

Thanks for making coffee fly out of my nose! ouch. :lol:

patthepunk 01-07-11 10:45 AM


Originally Posted by dsh (Post 12035780)
510's or 511's?

If he was hipster they were probably the 511's

( I actually work at Levis ;) )

WoundedKnee 01-07-11 01:11 PM

Scrod introduced me to Red Kaps, I cut them into shorts, and haven't looked back. Except when I have to work, can't wear shorts at work(horse ****).

dsh 01-07-11 01:16 PM


Originally Posted by WoundedKnee (Post 12042664)
Scrod introduced me to Red Kaps, I cut them into shorts, and haven't looked back. Except when I have to work, can't wear shorts at work(horse ****).

In which case you just wear un-cut Red Kaps.

whitekimchee 01-07-11 01:56 PM


(And I'm doing my government security clearance certification right now, while lit http://www.bikeforums.images/smilies/wink.gif)
What for may I ask?


Obvious bro has mastered zen of fixie gear riding. Really feel the road, snow and black ice included, while clenching NJS steel betwixt his 510-laden staunches. He hovers over any potential obstacles like an urban Jesus, performing miracles of barspinnnz and no-handsies skiddz for the non-believers. That spoke card is actually a pamphlet inscribed with the Word, tentatively awaiting passage to the newest disciple.
word


maybe they were mislabeled or something, but that was the case. The ultra-skinny ones fit. The slightly less skinny ones were killing me. Almost ripped them trying to get them on.
Yall are some skinny mowfu*as, my quads can barely fit into 514s. The ultra skinny probably fit better than the latter because they probably had elastane.

dsh 01-07-11 02:00 PM


Originally Posted by whitekimchee (Post 12042994)
What for may I ask?

If he can tell you, then it's not interesting enough to care about.

Brian 01-07-11 02:47 PM


Originally Posted by whitekimchee (Post 12042994)
What for may I ask?

I work for a software company, and the US government is one of our clients.

dsh 01-07-11 04:13 PM

See, told you.

JesusBananas 01-07-11 08:30 PM


Originally Posted by soyboy (Post 12040885)
you've never heard of levi's? they're the oldest and most popular brand of denim in the world, are you sure? i think they may start making non-skinny jeans soon...

I don't own any levi's (at least not presently), nor do I wear skinny jeans. I'm not cool enough to be a hipster. :cry:


Originally Posted by dsh (Post 12041578)
I don't know why I even know this, I only wear pants made from Schoeller C-change.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
/thread

Brian 01-07-11 09:10 PM


Originally Posted by dsh (Post 12043781)
See, told you.

I got no argument.

evangelinegale 01-07-11 10:52 PM

i have the 510s and i personally prefer them over the 511s. but i work at a ross and we got some ezekiel 303s and they're the most comfy skinny jeans i've ever biked in. like riding in actual spandies, they are.

Leukybear 01-07-11 11:10 PM


Originally Posted by evangelinegale (Post 12045711)
i have the 510s and i personally prefer them over the 511s. but i work at a ross and we got some ezekiel 303s and they're the most comfy skinny jeans i've ever biked in. like riding in actual spandies, they are.


EEeeeeewwwwwwww ross.... :rolleyes:

avner 01-08-11 12:57 AM


Originally Posted by happypills (Post 12045756)
EEeeeeewwwwwwww ross.... :rolleyes:

fashionista

Leukybear 01-08-11 01:34 AM


Originally Posted by avner (Post 12045952)
fashionista

No just a person who was appalled by the hellish mess found at any ross store...
I was dragged into one by my friend today; I got those 180's earwarmers there for only $5.

yummygooey 01-08-11 12:06 PM

I wear 30/30 511 trousers, but need 32/30 511 jeans. I can also squeeze my overgrown-from-too-many-years-of-high-school-sports hipster thighs into 32/30 510s, but it's pretty uncomfortable. And I could imagine it being very hard to get my leg over my saddle during a mount/dismount.

My latest pair of jeans is from H&M.

DrakeHawton 01-08-11 01:07 PM


Originally Posted by yummygooey (Post 12047140)
My latest pair of jeans is from H&M.

... speachless

avner 01-08-11 02:08 PM

I got some raw denim jeans I picked up from an urban out fitters that are my primary riding jeans. They've gotten a pretty cool fade from being my all purpose-**** them up-jeans. Sadly there is no stretch so its really awkward moving my leg sometimes.

Leukybear 01-08-11 02:32 PM


Originally Posted by avner (Post 12047648)
I got some raw denim jeans I picked up from an urban out fitters that are my primary riding jeans. They've gotten a pretty cool fade from being my all purpose-**** them up-jeans. Sadly there is no stretch so its really awkward moving my leg sometimes.

Lol try not to make any contact with white saddles... :lol:

mihlbach 01-08-11 02:55 PM


Originally Posted by Scrodzilla (Post 12035601)
As much as I hate the cold, I love being able to do that! Our back porch also doubles as a walk-in cooler in the winter.

How's your face feeling, Het?

Hell yes. I stockpile meat every winter and just store it in a foam box in the back shed, along with the bikes. Beats buying a giant freezer. Hope we don't have any heat waves for a couple of months.

seau grateau 01-09-11 11:33 AM

Today I woke up thinking "Wow, I wish I knew what size and style jeans everyone on Bike Forums was wearing."

yummygooey 01-09-11 11:38 AM

I cure meats and fish in my 3rd car garage, and stockpile orange juice in on my porch. Free freezer.


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