Keep Me From Stealing
#127
Coasting makes you grumpy

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Warning. If we hit this horse too many more times a loud pop occur followed by a hissing sound....and no one wants to stick around for that smell.
#128
Screw that. When I was nine years old, I first witnessed vultures eating the guts of a dead road kill donkey. Hork on that with dinner.
#129
Danger is my middle name.

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Bikes: Can't stand the damn things...
Originally Posted by [165]
Oh! Double Entendre!
https://www.99er.net/spkspell.html
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Last edited by lucklust; 10-26-04 at 01:20 AM.
#130
If the "bike owner" didn't want the bike, why did he/she have to chain it up. Break that chain and it will be stealing. Nuff said.
#131
the way we get by

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Originally Posted by lucklust
No, I'm hogging it to myself, damn it.
Bikes get abadoned all the time. Who is to tell whether the owner wants it or not?
#132
Maybe the person who owned said bike is a missionary who was killed for trying to stuff religion into the mouths of others. Really, enough has been said. This may be something taken to the Politics/Religion sub-forum as it does not belong here. I don't crap in your shoes, and I would appreciate you not crapping in this forum.
#133
No, I'm hogging it to myself, damn it.
Bikes get abadoned all the time. Who is to tell whether the owner wants it or not?
Bikes get abadoned all the time. Who is to tell whether the owner wants it or not?
#134
Originally Posted by Whoodie
The owner should tell whether they want ot or not.
And by the way, I don't want it anymore.
But I don't have the key.
Have at it boys.
#135
Whether you claim its yours or not and its not yours you don't liberate those with a stealing intent. You will admit that the person who came up with this thread (Mayonnaice) wanted to be stopped from stealing. What this means is that he/she knew "to free" that bike (which does not belong to him/her) is what is called STEALING.
#136
Coasting makes you grumpy

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Bikes: Specialized Stumpjumper M2Comp; Habanero Ti-Team; Slingshot Road; 1962 converted Raliegh fixer aka: The Beast
Thump, thump, yup. It's a ripe one.
#137
Ok, really, I'm begging people. Whoodie (if that's even his real name
) isn't going to change his mind (or her as the case may be). People need to stop responding. It's silly really. Don't feed the trolls folks, just move on.
) isn't going to change his mind (or her as the case may be). People need to stop responding. It's silly really. Don't feed the trolls folks, just move on.
#138
all we want are trolls who aren't religious, who don't ride 53-11, and who can stash with the best of 'em.
#139
the way we get by

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Originally Posted by auk
Thump, thump, yup. It's a ripe one.
#140
Originally Posted by auk
Thump, thump, yup. It's a ripe one.
Where's my nine iron?
#141
Senior Member

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From: by a big river
When I was a kid we didn't have biccable locks. No sirree! When we wanted to liberate a bike we had to gnaw at ropes with our teeth mind you! When we were done we couldn't even pedal! We didn't have pedals in those day! They were velocpedes...that's right, we had to ride our bikes like the flintstones. When we got caught "liberating" bikes we got beaten over the heads with clubs. The police enjoyed it. Back then "liberating" bikes was considered a high crime against the queen. and then there was the snow...(trailing off incoherently)
#142
Coasting makes you grumpy

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<insert grumpy old man voice> ...and then we rode that damn liberated bike uphill both ways...on flat tires...ha, we didn't have tires back then, we were just happy to have the old rope that we gnawed through to wrap around the bare rim....and we liiiiked it!....
#143
Tiocfáidh ár Lá

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From: The edge of b#
Bikes: A whole bunch-a bikes.
I hate to go back on topic again, believe it or not I read this entire thread whew...
Anyway it remindes me of an old car with a tree growing out of it in these beautiful woods not to far from my home. I liked to just go there and look at it. Then one day it was gone. Thats all.
Anyway it remindes me of an old car with a tree growing out of it in these beautiful woods not to far from my home. I liked to just go there and look at it. Then one day it was gone. Thats all.
#144
Coasting makes you grumpy

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The tree stole it!!!!!!
#146
All Things Go

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how has no one pointed out the hipocrisy of word bond's signature?
I stole my neighbors pie tree. It was apple.
I stole my neighbors pie tree. It was apple.
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#147
Originally Posted by [165]
all we want are trolls who aren't religious, who don't ride 53-11, and who can stash with the best of 'em.
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#148
Nameless

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Hasn't he stole that bike yet!??!! If the thing has been in the weather for three years then there can't be anything left of it. I would be complelty rusted!
#149
All Things Go

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i just want to be Schiek's magic number 150. WOO HOO!!! The thread can now take off.
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NO! It is the FARGATE! It is not some other kind of gate from a movie or TV show that I've never seen! Notice that it has a wheelchair and a pink mohawk? We're not getting sued!
NO! It is the FARGATE! It is not some other kind of gate from a movie or TV show that I've never seen! Notice that it has a wheelchair and a pink mohawk? We're not getting sued!
#150
Danger is my middle name.

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From: San Francisco, Ca
Bikes: Can't stand the damn things...
No way dude, it's mine.
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