Anyone know someone who makes a sexy stem like the ones over at velo-orange except in color black?

They can be had very inexpensively in various lengths/degrees if you do some shopping around.

Also, the logo comes off easily (it's printed, not laser-etched) if you don't like the look of it.

IRO has some for $25, but only come in 100mm and 110mm lengths, in +/-10° rise.

Thread title... so classic

+1 Yesss I loled pretty hard at this one.

+1 dimension. they make quality stuff for good prices

every bike shop has a pile of those dimension stems from 60mm-130mm (not sure about that, but they have a ton of sizes) for ~20-30$ - nice if you want to dial in your fit or need a cheap stem that works.

+1 on the dimension stems. Low price, easy to find, unobtrusive looks, etc. etc.

Sweet, thanks for the imput. I was just going to go check out my LBS anyway, but was making sure they wasn't some sweet stem out there. Ima let you guys know what I'm working on soon.