Don't know if there's a thread like this, but I think it would be great if we had a thread for posting some awesome quotes from around SSFG. Mine's in my sig.

"the point isn't to die for your country it's to make the other bastard die for his" Patton

"poop in your mouf" - Joe Borfo

No, seriously

"Or is it"

"The problem with quotes on the internet is that it's difficult to verify their authenticity."
-Abraham Lincoln

"That's what she said"

If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.

Its not peer pressure, its just your turn.

"My Fairy Godmother once asked me if I wanted a long memory, or a long penis. I forget my response."