Alright, I've been hangin' out here in the SS/Fixie subforum (def the coolest group on the forum) for awhile now and I'll admit I still haven't been able to discover the meaning of "pie" amongst the regulars here. I can tell i has some sort of slang/inside-joke meaning but I can't uncover it. Can someone please enlighten me?

pie=batteries=stashpocket

It's funny how true that is.

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You forgot carbon fiber cheesecake.

But don't forget about chrome pie. That would bode well with some messenger pants that have a carbon fibre pattern with chrome details! And a stash pocket.

Ahhh.....But what does pie mean to you?

its really quite spiritual, no one can define it for you, you must find it within, but you cannot think about it too hard otherwise all meaning or lack thereof is lost.

if someone tells you what their meaning is, then they have lost their own pie. They are then pieless and no longer pious.

"draft" your definition!

I think it's just because every thread in here, no matter how well intentioned, eventually degrades into a bunch of idiots speaking of idiotic things. Pie tastes good but it has nothing at all to do with cycling other than tasting good. Pie can unite and be divisive as well (see: meat pie) But since pie as a whole has nothing to do with the initial conversation it only follows that the idiots eventually speak of pie. I am an idiot.

MERTON brought about the stash pocket fiasco. He is knower of all things baggish and a stashpocket is required for a bag to be good even if you have nothing but grass clippings to stash.

Batteries are just heavy things to throw at people that annoy you.

These are only my interpretations. I could be wrong because I don't drink nearly enough.

Uhm, bull pie

The simplest answer is that it s a purposeless digression from the main topic that is initiated by a pure lack of something relevant to say.

I think we invented a new meaning for pie.

Pies are good things to throw at people too.

Dude? You're not paying attention.

pie = stash pocket = ipod = hipster angst

That thing would get stolen so fast

DirtyDan is much better at photochopping than Lucklust.

Not stolen....pie jacked...

Pie is as pie does

Pie do believe dirtydan wins the thread.

Just thought of something. Maybe this pie thing can be cleared up using analogies.

pie : fixie forum :: dogs : vegemite

or,

pie : wheels :: pomegranites : Brazilian space program

you need to change your avatar to one of Yoda

Brazilian Space Program

and in 10 minutes we'll see what pie really means......

I would agree with Dave's second analogy above, and have recommended it to the Miller Analogies Test site.
I hate my ****ing job. Shoelaces and lasers and all that. Can't anyone around here figure it out? Oh man, and that Jetson's episode. Right?
****in' Pie bro, ****in' pie...

tick, tick, tick, tick, tick....DING. (sorry for the poor quality... I used the GF's camera for this one)

homemade pie! Woooooo!!!!!!!!

Pie was riding home on pie bike and some stupid piece of pie cut me off, pie yell you stupid PIE*PIE. Then it began to rain and pie got wet and a piece of pie cut my pire. Pie was sooooo pied off i had to walk home..... to NO pie!