Anybody down to start a totally illegal fixed gear gang?

I recently realized that I enjoy both riding fixed gear bicycles and partaking in the activities of one percenter outlaw motorcycle gangs, such as...

-Drunk and disorderly conduct.
-Wearing patches on clothing.
-Throwing things/flipping things over.
-Playing billiards.
-Wearing leather.

Anybody else feel the same way? Well sign up for the official BFSSFG 1%er Fixed Gear Gang!

Also, we're going to need an intimidating, mean-sounding name.

Brakeless should also be a requirement.

I'm down.

you've pretty much summed up the Brutaltron guys out of Phillie... do you propose any actual outlaw biker activities such as producing and distributing meth, extortion, and racketeering?

You know what? **** that. I already am everything proposed by mickey and then some. Count me out.

Being in a pack of clones would only weigh me down. I'm a one man gang.

Neat logo; all the cool kids are sporting that one these days.

I've never seen it before finding it on Google just now.

Being out of the loop keeps me further separated from the "masses" and only makes me even more of a rebel. Deal with it.

See you in hell, suckers.

I've been hit by a car and like to do drunk stupid things.. can I join???? LOL

I also once pushed over a porta potty at a big festival downtown when I was drunk.

How about the christ punchers? Always thought that was a great bike gang name.

The Cretins are from San Diego, to Humboldt and beyond. Though I haven't heard much from them or what's going on with them or anything in quite a while.

Ok, go join Black Label or something.

Like almost every other budding designer, they got around to making a cool logo and a developing the concept of a gang, but then they graduated.

The Bottom Brackets.

I'm all in for faking up a rampage in the suburbs.

BL is for hobos and tall bikes. Wicked bunch of idiots. lol

Haha, I thought of the as well.

only if I can scream while I am riding

as long as its weird **** like "hot dogs are awesome" and "I just pooped my pants."

I have a friend who yells **** like "dad i love you" when riding.. or not riding really.. lol

I'll bring this dog.

What's the story behind that video? Is it a music video? Because it looks like it cost a lot with all the stuff they were doing.

It's a music video that's gotten a lot of heat because it's a mockery of how the French media portrays how the stereotypical African teens in Paris behave, the white dudes in the video are supposedly North Africans.

This is the parody version:

haha yeah I love the Parody. First time I saw it I lost it when the dude waves back from the window while smiling

lolol like this steez

I'm digging "The Christ Punchers" a lot. I'll head up the New Jersey chapter, we'll focus on playing billiards and being drunk and disorderly. Perhaps flipping over vans? I don't know haha

I think one of your activities should be to vandalize Starbucks and beat up hipsters (ironically, of course).

and punching christ!

i'm in. the chrome/black sputnik will be right at home on the curb in front of the local dive.