Scheik, is that you?
 

omg

If fixed gear bikes get the ladies, why aint I getting no ladies? Is it because I don't have a motor to keep me from getting sweaty? Or is it because I wear a helmet that messes up my hair?

I'm so confused...

no its me , if you give me sh** for it, ill sue you..
hey i just love my t2 , awright??

but did you have a genuine fixed gear cycle i could purchase?

i thought craig's list was serious-this has got to be humour.

however, if not, it's a chance to take advantage of a lawyer........

if indeed, he really is one.

sounds like one of the posengers upstairs at the asylum.

that'll be me if i ever get that k1 visa

um. it's a joke. i can tell you that much.

It's either a joke or a soon to be deceased poser

noo.. is this possible??

but is it funny?

I want some special fixed gear handle bars!!!

Schiek is taller than that, and not that much of a poseur

Hahaha - Campers haven't been in since, like, 2000.

I actually overheard this frat-looking guy yesterday on his cell phone say, "Bike? Naw. The bus only takes like 15 minutes. Yeah, I know it's only a couple miles, but if I rode I'd get all sweaty and gross."

girls like sweat. and if they don't, they aren't worth the time.

seriously, how many potential female prospects would go camping? would you really want to get near a girl who won't go camping? robots.

I'm aware. The post to the DC craigslist by someone claiming to be a lawyer led me to title the thread as I did.

Yes, we do.

Campers are shoes, yo. With very flexible soles, I might add, that are not so great for biking. Off the bike, though: the most comfortable pair of shoes I've owned. And durable - mine have lasted over 4 years. So really, it's kind of a shame they aren't hip anymore.

Picked the wrong week to go on travel.

Good one, New Guy.

No time for witty retorts...Vancouver beckons....

[Edit: You have to admit, a motor and no brakes would be pretty hardcore.]