I'm a huge dork
 

I don't know what it is, sometimes I have doubts. I mean I can skid further than anyone I know, often brodying left to right right to left, and I can trackstand for a long time too, but sometimes I think I might be a huge dork. Does this happen to anyone else?

I don't have any doubts about you being a huge dork! ;c)

A dork is a whales pen15

penis is a dirty word.

You're trekkie 820, so, yeah, you suck.

that is why i wrote pen15 (pen fifteen)

kinda like id10t ;)

fixinskitchin
Yeah, I feel that way too. But if I'm going to be a penis, I might as well be the mightiest of penises!

The only time I ever feel like a penis is, well, umm....actually, I can't think of any times. Hmmm...I guess it's just you. ;)

my rule of thumb has been that if you know what 1337 means, you sir are a dork.
It holds true for most people I know. You are further down the road if you have accidently clicked that ******.cx (not sure of what the exact url is) link. I have cruel friends.

Takes one to know one!

Not a big of dork as me. I just had three pieces of pie for dinner. 2x pumpkin, 1x apple. Oof!

ostro - I lived in the honours dorm at my college one semester cause school was short on housing and was quickly pulled to the dark side during nightly games of counterstrike with the suite mates.

From The Fan Man by William Kotzwinkle:

It's a Dorky-Day Once Again!

"Dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky..."

(It is morning, man, on a new day, and I am stumbling around my pad, repeating over and over again):

"...dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky dorky ..."

speaking of dork, i have this great photograph of two g(r)ay whales flopping it. it looks like gigantic disembodied tongues french kissing on top of the water. maybe i will scan it for you all ................
:)

I sit corrected! We are both dorks!

Seconded.

I'll bite...what does 1337 mean?

jeff

I'm a huge dork all the time.

I dunno if we should talk about this someone may get mad.

1337 = The first year of the One Hundred's War between England and France among other things, but I'm not tellin' what they are.

you're a dork for starting this thread. maybe you should sell your bike and go back to driving your cabriolet to starbucks... or go out and ride the f'in' thing instead of being an internet hero in your own mind.

:lol:

"internet hero" - good stuff

As soon as you're online they make you feel small
By tripping you up and then mocking your fall
And the net is so big you know nothing at all
An Internet hero is something to be

They flail you in email and they flame you in news
They followup if you're clever and they killfile the fools
Till you're so ****ing busy you can't follow their rules
An Internet hero is something to be

When they've tortured and scared you right down to the bone
Then they'll expect you to pick up their phone
And when the system won't function you're left on your own
An Internet hero is something to be

Keep you doped with the web and TCP/IP
And you think you're so hardwired surfing for free
But you're still clueless newbies as far as I can see
An Internet hero is something to be

There's work for consultants they say on the phone
But first you must learn to run Unix at home
If you want to live like a geek on your own
An Internet hero is something to be

If you want to be a hero well just follow me