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patthepunk 08-27-11 10:43 AM

Uhmm....
 
http://i948.photobucket.com/albums/a...860/BP3jXh.jpg

:twitchy:

rustybrown 08-27-11 10:44 AM

Sweet new fixie bro. Dat Pink halmat would look rad.

patthepunk 08-27-11 10:46 AM

Mc'Donalds inspired "fixie". Now available at your local Wal-Mart.

yummygooey 08-27-11 11:06 AM

THAT'S WHAT THAT IS!!!!!!!!

I see that monstrosity multiple times a day EVERY day of the week and it's horrible.

redpear 08-27-11 11:52 AM

I saw one of these at Big 5 sporting goods too.

hairnet 08-27-11 11:55 AM

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_3daWmT7PPC...vomit-195.jpeg

Although, I could use that stem for my touring bike

Leukybear 08-27-11 12:30 PM

It's a júnky rústy bike! :lol:

Accents added to prevent rep where it is not deserved.

deadsouls. 08-27-11 12:49 PM

Holy **** that's an ugly bike.

onezerozeroone 08-27-11 01:42 PM

Oh man.

I think I saw one of these in the flesh the other day. I had no idea.

spazzkid 08-27-11 03:29 PM

hey, it comes with a big ass spoke card

patthepunk 08-27-11 07:25 PM


Originally Posted by ****zkid (Post 13141307)
hey, it comes with a big ass spoke card

+10 Hipst3r pointzzzz

Scrodzilla 08-27-11 07:33 PM

Angie and I went to Wal-fart today specifically to look for this piece of crap. I busted a quick skid in the store and the cog slipped backward a good quarter of an inch. Oops!

homebrewk 08-27-11 07:37 PM


Originally Posted by Scrodzilla (Post 13142200)
Angie and I went to Wal-fart today specifically to look for this piece of crap. I busted a quick skid in the store and the cog slipped backward a good quarter of an inch. Oops!

lol.

Wait, did you really do this? If so did you ride your 725 there? :D

Scrodzilla 08-27-11 07:50 PM

I really did. We drove though...it was raining like mad. The goal was for Angie to take pics of me doing a no-handed nuts-to-stem skid in the store but she missed the first shot and a the fine Walmart employees were becoming slightly angry with us so we bailed.

We tossed around the idea of buying one and having it be the unfortunate star of a snuff film.

homebrewk 08-27-11 07:54 PM


Originally Posted by Scrodzilla (Post 13142261)
I really did. We drove though...it was raining like mad. The goal was for Angie to take pics of me doing a no-handed nuts-to-stem skid in the store but she missed the first shot and a the fine Walmart employees were becoming slightly angry with us so we bailed.

We tossed around the idea of buying one and having it be the unfortunate star of a snuff film.

Wow. A no nutz-to-stem skid would have been awesome BTW.

patthepunk 08-27-11 08:00 PM


Originally Posted by Scrodzilla (Post 13142261)
I really did. We drove though...it was raining like mad. The goal was for Angie to take pics of me doing a no-handed nuts-to-stem skid in the store but she missed the first shot and a the fine Walmart employees were becoming slightly angry with us so we bailed.

We tossed around the idea of buying one and having it be the unfortunate star of a snuff film.

This needs to happen.

Scrodzilla 08-27-11 08:05 PM

Seriosuly...the basement of our warehouse building would be a perfect setting for us to dress in all black, put on ski masks and film each other torturing all signs of life from that stupid bike then drag it outside, light it on fire and throw it in the dumpster.

onezerozeroone 08-27-11 08:10 PM


Originally Posted by Scrodzilla (Post 13142334)
Seriosuly...the basement of our warehouse building would be a perfect setting for us to dress in all black, put on ski masks and film each other torturing all signs of life from that stupid bike then drag it outside, light it on fire and throw it in the dumpster.

"...wake up the gimp."

spazzkid 08-27-11 08:15 PM


Originally Posted by Scrodzilla (Post 13142334)
Seriosuly...the basement of our warehouse building would be a perfect setting for us to dress in all black, put on ski masks and film each other torturing all signs of life from that stupid bike then drag it outside, light it on fire and throw it in the dumpster.

lol. you should start a kickstarter for that movie

Jaytron 08-27-11 08:36 PM

http://i407.photobucket.com/albums/p...dumberpuke.gif

Leukybear 08-27-11 09:01 PM

I'm going to test ride one myself. :lol:

patthepunk 08-27-11 10:19 PM


Originally Posted by Scrodzilla (Post 13142334)
Seriosuly...the basement of our warehouse building would be a perfect setting for us to dress in all black, put on ski masks and film each other torturing all signs of life from that stupid bike then drag it outside, light it on fire and throw it in the dumpster.

I've got a Canon 7D, HD video. I think we should make this in the coming weeks.

Leukybear 08-27-11 10:23 PM

I just test rode one.. just horrible, everything cheap, it rode like a slug especially with those tires. Went for a skid and one of my legs bottomed out a crank, I had stripped the cog as if it were a twig. Put it back and swiftly left before security makes me buy the turd.

homebrewk 08-28-11 09:41 AM


Originally Posted by Leukybear (Post 13142910)
I just test rode one.. just horrible, everything cheap, it rode like a slug especially with those tires. Went for a skid and one of my legs bottomed out a crank, I had stripped the cog as if it were a twig. Put it back and swiftly left before security makes me buy the turd.

lol. Someone needs to pony up and buy one now.

fixedgear80 08-28-11 09:47 AM


Originally Posted by Scrodzilla (Post 13142200)
Angie and I went to Wal-fart today specifically to look for this piece of crap. I busted a quick skid in the store and the cog slipped backward a good quarter of an inch. Oops!

I bet they got you on Camera! Looks like you just purchased a bike buddy

Scrodzilla 08-28-11 09:47 AM


Originally Posted by fixedgear80 (Post 13144084)
I bet they got you on Camera! Looks like you just purchased a bike buddy

Big deal. Are they going to hire a team of detectives to hunt me down and force me to buy it? **** Walmart.

homebrewk 08-28-11 09:50 AM

I was just at Wal-Fart yesterday and I wished I new about it before I left.

LesterOfPuppets 08-28-11 09:52 AM

I love the "Fixie" decal best. Kinda makes me want to buy it. What are they going for?

homebrewk 08-28-11 09:55 AM


Originally Posted by LesterOfPuppets (Post 13144112)
I love the "Fixie" decal best. Kinda makes me want to buy it. What are they going for?

Maybe they think that people will buy it for their kids as a "fashion piece."

nuhtowel 08-28-11 10:25 AM

I want a fixie decal on my bike


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