So there's this.
 

Mother****in' Bike!

(NSFW - language)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=hgCqz3l33kU

edit: oops, forgot the NSFW tag. It's a parody music video about riding bikes in SF. I lost it at the horn honking remix.

lol sf

smoke a bowl no hands!

pretty accurate... no one wears a helmüt in sf

I love how I feel I have to shave my mustache off and pretend I'm a soldier again to not feel like I'm meeting some stereotype. Oh wait, then I'd be the tattooed clean-cut cyclist stereotype. Time to go get my tattoos removed and my skin. Ah hell, if I follow their advice, I should just drive my car, be fat and be normal.

So many conflicting messages.
Don't wear tight fitting, or loose fitting pants.
Shave regularly cause a fresh face gets the babes (my wife won't approve :( )
Ride bikes with gears.
Don't ride bikes if it bothers others.
Don't take your bike inside.

#protectmefromyoursocietalnorms

bought it.

that dude with the helmet was pretty good

Did nobody notice Walton's cameo?

That was really... good?

#watcheditthreetimes

yeah i love it. i think my favorite part is where the guy gets so aggro he just says "A MOTHER********... UUNNGH!"

Roadie tarckstand at about :47

this is why i love sf. you think anyone got paid for this? nah. they did it for the love.

chip in your three quarters guys, it's worth a single chuckle from this vid. i've been playing it on repeat all dayyay

Hahaha, that was excellent! My favorite was angry commuter guy and his double mirrors.

+1

That is not true. I am personally a big fan of beards. :D

The bikes also ONLY stay inside if I'm at home.

not all girls can be like JB, unfortunately.

My sqrl is a fan on my beard and campaigns to make it stay.

The chics that drink good beer, dress great and are generally awesome love guys with facial hair. The ones that like guys with clean-shaven faces are blah.

My lady loves my beard. Just throwing that out there.

I've known Angie for over 7 years and she's never seen my chin. She loves my beard too.

i love to shave my beard to scare away my wife every now and again

Hi5 bearded dudes.

http://www.gagful.com/uploads/2011_1...h_Five_gag.jpg

(pretty sure whales have beards - or at least wish they did.)

im rocking the toilet seat mustache with mild chops right now... look like a pederast

One day I will grow a beard.

http://i.imgur.com/MRSQV.jpg

i couldn't grow one until i was in my 30s. W T F

LOLed so hard at this vid. What killed me though was the hipster dude on the historgram playing the ukulele during the chorus. I lost it!

Mr. JB doesn't even own a bike. Such blasphemy. :lol:

GUINNESS! BESTEST BEER EVAR

Jay, you don't have to answer, but are you Asian? :innocent:

Also this: http://www.collegehumor.com/article/...pes-of-stubble