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Old 03-07-12 | 02:53 PM
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So there's this.
Mother****in' Bike!

(NSFW - language)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=hgCqz3l33kU

edit: oops, forgot the NSFW tag. It's a parody music video about riding bikes in SF. I lost it at the horn honking remix.
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Old 03-07-12 | 03:11 PM
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crabon/campy/rapha/roadie-bro.

next step is recumbent.




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Old 03-07-12 | 03:18 PM
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Old 03-07-12 | 03:29 PM
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pretty accurate... no one wears a helmüt in sf
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crabon/campy/rapha/roadie-bro.

next step is recumbent.




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Old 03-07-12 | 03:50 PM
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I love how I feel I have to shave my mustache off and pretend I'm a soldier again to not feel like I'm meeting some stereotype. Oh wait, then I'd be the tattooed clean-cut cyclist stereotype. Time to go get my tattoos removed and my skin. Ah hell, if I follow their advice, I should just drive my car, be fat and be normal.

So many conflicting messages.
Don't wear tight fitting, or loose fitting pants.
Shave regularly cause a fresh face gets the babes (my wife won't approve )
Ride bikes with gears.
Don't ride bikes if it bothers others.
Don't take your bike inside.

#protectmefromyoursocietalnorms
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Old 03-07-12 | 04:09 PM
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bought it.
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Old 03-07-12 | 04:17 PM
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that dude with the helmet was pretty good
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Old 03-07-12 | 04:25 PM
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Did nobody notice Walton's cameo?
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Old 03-07-12 | 04:49 PM
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That was really... good?

#watcheditthreetimes
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Old 03-07-12 | 04:55 PM
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yeah i love it. i think my favorite part is where the guy gets so aggro he just says "A MOTHER********... UUNNGH!"
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Old 03-07-12 | 05:58 PM
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Roadie tarckstand at about :47
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Old 03-07-12 | 07:18 PM
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this is why i love sf. you think anyone got paid for this? nah. they did it for the love.

chip in your three quarters guys, it's worth a single chuckle from this vid. i've been playing it on repeat all dayyay
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Old 03-07-12 | 10:43 PM
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Hahaha, that was excellent! My favorite was angry commuter guy and his double mirrors.

Originally Posted by cc700
yeah i love it. i think my favorite part is where the guy gets so aggro he just says "A MOTHER********... UUNNGH!"
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Shave regularly cause a fresh face gets the babes
Don't take your bike inside.
That is not true. I am personally a big fan of beards.

The bikes also ONLY stay inside if I'm at home.
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Old 03-08-12 | 02:49 AM
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not all girls can be like JB, unfortunately.
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Old 03-08-12 | 04:07 AM
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Originally Posted by cc700
not all girls can be like JB, unfortunately.
My sqrl is a fan on my beard and campaigns to make it stay.
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Old 03-08-12 | 08:20 AM
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The chics that drink good beer, dress great and are generally awesome love guys with facial hair. The ones that like guys with clean-shaven faces are blah.
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Old 03-08-12 | 08:40 AM
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My lady loves my beard. Just throwing that out there.
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Old 03-08-12 | 09:02 AM
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I've known Angie for over 7 years and she's never seen my chin. She loves my beard too.
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Old 03-08-12 | 11:09 AM
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i love to shave my beard to scare away my wife every now and again
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crabon/campy/rapha/roadie-bro.

next step is recumbent.




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Old 03-08-12 | 11:23 AM
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Hi5 bearded dudes.



(pretty sure whales have beards - or at least wish they did.)
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Old 03-08-12 | 11:32 AM
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im rocking the toilet seat mustache with mild chops right now... look like a pederast
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next step is recumbent.




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Old 03-08-12 | 11:38 AM
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Old 03-08-12 | 12:17 PM
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i couldn't grow one until i was in my 30s. W T F
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Old 03-08-12 | 12:32 PM
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LOLed so hard at this vid. What killed me though was the hipster dude on the historgram playing the ukulele during the chorus. I lost it!
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Old 03-08-12 | 01:25 PM
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Originally Posted by cc700
not all girls can be like JB, unfortunately.
Mr. JB doesn't even own a bike. Such blasphemy.

Originally Posted by broakland
The chics that drink good beer, dress great and are generally awesome love guys with facial hair. The ones that like guys with clean-shaven faces are blah.
GUINNESS! BESTEST BEER EVAR

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One day I will grow a beard.
Jay, you don't have to answer, but are you Asian?

Also this: https://www.collegehumor.com/article/...pes-of-stubble
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