OW, my balls
#76
72 & Sunny
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Originally Posted by VeganDave
....but i guess yuppies don't....
definatley not.
ya can't find them at gap after all....
definatley not.
ya can't find them at gap after all....
I asked the crusty kids squatting downtown about Carhartts and they'd never heard of them either.
#77
無くなった

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From: Sci-Fi Wasabi
Bikes: I built the Bianchi track bike back up today.
Originally Posted by VeganDave
but they're not very comfy either.
#79
Originally Posted by boots
I ride an IRO Mark V, 59 cm, with bullhorns. The saddle is some junk "aerodynamic" gel seat tony threw in. It says "cloud-9" on it.
i can't believe you actually ride this thing...
i have been meaning to send tony an email, to bust his ballz a bit about it....the only negative thing about my mark v was that it had one of these in the box along with it....i had already picked up a black brooks saddle and was going to just ask tony not to include a saddle but someone i talked to had received their mark v with a nice saddle, so i rolled the dice...
hey anyone want this saddle, brand new never sat on....
#81
Originally Posted by manboy
Where are you, karmical? I figure it's worth a try...
since i just moved i have plenty of boxes i need to get rid of...along with this thing...
but just so you know what you're getting yourself into....
here's a picture of the underside....where the cover is shown attached by using staples...maybe this is common...
if you still want it, pm me with your address and i'll drop it in the mail over the next couple of days...
#83
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Originally Posted by karmical
here's a picture of the underside....where the cover is shown attached by using staples...maybe this is common...
#84
I bet

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Well i tried lots of saddles until i got my b-17 and now i know for sure what is going on all my bikes in the future. My bet is it was the pants, jeans are terrible to ride in because the crotch is too restrictive. A nice pair of cargo pants or something is a vast improvement.
#85
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#87
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Had a similar (numbness, not pain) effect one time when I rode a century with a New, fool that I was) gel pad on my saddle. 1/2 way through the ride I tossed it into the SAG Wagon, haven't seen it again & good riddance. The numbness was gone by the end of the ride.
#88
Batüwü Griekgriek


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Originally Posted by boots
Hey thanks guys. I rode all day today without complaint for down under. I think whoever said that I maybe hit a bump and didn't notice it immediately was probably on to something. Still, maybe I can get my health insurance to cover a new Brooks? (Hey, it'd be worth a shot.)
just fwiw - I went all ginger ale in the groin a few weeks back - was a combo of ill fitting bib shorts, too high seat, and front tire hitting a rock (knocked me around on the boys across the seat) while zooming down a hill. I think those bumps will hurt you in the nether regions....no probs for me before or since, thank god!
#90
I am an incurable.
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All these things are possible, but the boxer shorts might also be the problem. A nice athletic pair of underwear that tucks the bits and pieces out of harms way has helped me a lot.
That said, after a 60 mile ride last sunday in lycra I noticed my left nut to be a tad bit tender. It went away in a day.
That said, after a 60 mile ride last sunday in lycra I noticed my left nut to be a tad bit tender. It went away in a day.
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#91
Love me some Crown...
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An Ode
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I love Brooks, They are so neat.
They protect my nuts, they protect my meat.
I love the rivets, leather, tan.
The be-all-end-all of the messenger man.
The price is steep, but it's small to pay.
For my awesome a*s-comfort, day after day.
The supple leather, the weathered look.
It reminds me of an old favorite book.
So buy a Brooks, and don't look back.
Your body will thank you, especially your sack.
(Takes a small bow...)
Thank you, thank you.
-Plink-
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I love Brooks, They are so neat.
They protect my nuts, they protect my meat.
I love the rivets, leather, tan.
The be-all-end-all of the messenger man.
The price is steep, but it's small to pay.
For my awesome a*s-comfort, day after day.
The supple leather, the weathered look.
It reminds me of an old favorite book.
So buy a Brooks, and don't look back.
Your body will thank you, especially your sack.
(Takes a small bow...)
Thank you, thank you.
-Plink-
Last edited by Plinkerton; 07-15-05 at 12:05 PM.
#92
Yay!11! I has!!!1
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From: Eastcoast
Bikes: Cocaine the white stallion, Custom Witcomb pista, (Being restored) 80's Pogliaghi Track, (destroyed) RAP Round Breeze NJS, Cannondale Jekyll 900, 84/5 Pinarello Montello (all italian)
Dude for all you who said that 'hartts don't wear out I'm amazed. I do some competitive lumberjacking in Maine during the school year. I've seen more pairs of carhartts with patched crotches than I care to think about. Maybe lumberjacks are just "differently abled" where it counts
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#93
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Originally Posted by ImOnCrank
Dude for all you who said that 'hartts don't wear out I'm amazed. I do some competitive lumberjacking in Maine during the school year. I've seen more pairs of carhartts with patched crotches than I care to think about. Maybe lumberjacks are just "differently abled" where it counts
#94
Yay!11! I has!!!1
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From: Eastcoast
Bikes: Cocaine the white stallion, Custom Witcomb pista, (Being restored) 80's Pogliaghi Track, (destroyed) RAP Round Breeze NJS, Cannondale Jekyll 900, 84/5 Pinarello Montello (all italian)
Yeah they are. Nah we can't do springboard for insurance reasons (I dunno what it is about the high possibility of falling 10 feet with a razor sharp axe that scares people but F them). I've seen some of the pro guys do it when they have pro-am meets. That ***** is sick. I do axe throw, chainsaw (disc stack/up-down), and v-chop
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#95
Batüwü Griekgriek


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while we're at it......
I'm a 501 / 505 (zipper is better when you're drinking too much) guy too - havebeen for decades.
Is it me or do these jeans wear out a heck of a lot faster than they used to?
The denim feels like the same weight, but I used to get a coupla years out of one pair - now it's year, tops, before I blow the crotch out. Maybe I'm just riding more and don't realize it.....
anyone else notice this over the last 20 years or so with Levis?
I'm a 501 / 505 (zipper is better when you're drinking too much) guy too - havebeen for decades.
Is it me or do these jeans wear out a heck of a lot faster than they used to?
The denim feels like the same weight, but I used to get a coupla years out of one pair - now it's year, tops, before I blow the crotch out. Maybe I'm just riding more and don't realize it.....
anyone else notice this over the last 20 years or so with Levis?
#97
Spoked to Death
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If you like carhartts, but want something a little different, try Ben Davis's. They make them in SF, and they are really nice. I wear them 90% of the time. Durable as hell, comfy, and they look good with anything.
peace,
sam
peace,
sam
#98
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Originally Posted by pgoat
while we're at it......
Is it me or do these jeans wear out a heck of a lot faster than they used to?
Is it me or do these jeans wear out a heck of a lot faster than they used to?
it sounds like an urban myth, but she dealt with it first hand so.... and it was also a while ago so maybe its gone now.
also, for me carharts are not comfortable, waaaaaaay too tight or my ass is/was too big when i had a pair as a teenager. i think i only wore them twice maybe. The seem to be and have been for many years a staple for punk rockers here in chicago also. maybe they are wearing ben's
#99
Originally Posted by ink1373
boo hoo, better to kill a cow and use it forever than to buy a chunk of plastic every 6 months.
Originally Posted by Fugazi Dave
You know...a Brooks isn't everybody's cup of tea. I ride on a Performance Forté Pro SLX and love it. Before that rode a Fizik Pavé for a couple years and still have it around for whatever bike I build next. You don't "buy a chunk of plastic every six months." A good saddle of any kind will last you a long time. A Brooks saddle isn't necessarily the end all be all of cycling ass-support, whatever you tell yourself.
Originally Posted by ink1373
...thanks dave, but this guy's balls still hurt.
Originally Posted by Fugazi Dave
Never do I deny this man's testicular discomfort. The definition of treason should include words to the effect of "ignoring another man's ball suffering." I'm just saying a Brooks doesn't necessarily solve sh*t.
Originally Posted by ink1373
write a poem about it.
Originally Posted by Fugazi Dave
Brooks, the Holy Grail?
Somehow I doubt this
I do not deny the excellence
Though in my chamber I reflect
And I see the folly in raising
One component up too high
Does any one thing
Ever solve all our woes?
Absolutely not
Though we tell oursleves this
This man's gonads
Enveloped in suffering
Will not be healed
With but a new saddle
Somehow I doubt this
I do not deny the excellence
Though in my chamber I reflect
And I see the folly in raising
One component up too high
Does any one thing
Ever solve all our woes?
Absolutely not
Though we tell oursleves this
This man's gonads
Enveloped in suffering
Will not be healed
With but a new saddle
Originally Posted by ink1373
now i'm satisfied.
a poem of that quality should be enough for any man's balls.
a poem of that quality should be enough for any man's balls.
#100
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Originally Posted by simple312
about 5 yrs ago i knew some one that worked at the levis store on michigan ave (chicago). I still dont know how this is possible, but supposedly all levis' are guaranteed for life (?) so she would have all these women come in to exchange thier jeans because they didnt fit anymore. This is after they had them for a reasonably long enough time that most normal people wouldn't think to return them.
it sounds like an urban myth, but she dealt with it first hand so.... and it was also a while ago so maybe its gone now.
also, for me carharts are not comfortable, waaaaaaay too tight or my ass is/was too big when i had a pair as a teenager. i think i only wore them twice maybe. The seem to be and have been for many years a staple for punk rockers here in chicago also. maybe they are wearing ben's
it sounds like an urban myth, but she dealt with it first hand so.... and it was also a while ago so maybe its gone now.
also, for me carharts are not comfortable, waaaaaaay too tight or my ass is/was too big when i had a pair as a teenager. i think i only wore them twice maybe. The seem to be and have been for many years a staple for punk rockers here in chicago also. maybe they are wearing ben's





