Okay, just so we're clear.

You're going to call LessonLearned, who is male, a female in a derogatory manner.

Then you're going to advocate he purchase and own several pairs of shoes? An activity commonly associated with women in a mildly insulting way. An activity you appear to practice yourself.

Christ, I can't tell if you're trying to be condescending or just trying to hit on him.

Either way, who the **** wants to own six pairs of cycling shoes that use two different pairs of cleats? **** that. Let's not get crazy with the clipless recommendations. It's just one way to do something and is often not the best way for most people.

BTW, your post could've been that long.

I'm pretty sure that Bat was trying to be ironic and self deprecating, rather than insulting. I write those kinds of rants all the time. Fortunately I usually just browse away from the page rather than hitting send.

D'you guys tell him bout those clipless guys yet?

Wait, clipless? Can you explain? Clipless is what? Is it the best option in terms of foot retention?

You coach me on brevity?

I coach nothing. I asked a question and you gave an epic reply. Thank you for your time. That must have took you all day to write...

Yes, because

Actually, you do.

/thread imo

Agreed.