sooo, my tension is loose and i tighten it, next thing you know, the chain is binding and making an ugly noise. The chain is brand new and i don't know how old the cog is, but assume it's in pretty new condition... i loosened it back up and it's not binding, but it is loose, too loose. Also my chain can come off and that's not good when my track fork is back on and i'm riding brakeless. what to do?

recenter your chainring. tugs?

Out of center chainring? Sheldon on the topic

get some tugs...or some patience

i told you the other night to re-center your chainring...and did you listen? sheesh....

chain tensioners? I got some and was going to adjust to put them on when this crap happened.

i was kinda tipsy, so i don't think i heard you, plus, i kind of filter some of the stuff you say. HA!

oh....okay.

ouch.

don't cry little buddy.

oh, i'm not....i'm too distracted by the river of snot that's flowing freely out of my nose.

well, obviously you're lacking patience then! use 'em!

just joshin'...