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Old 05-14-15 | 03:42 AM
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id ride it once so i could ghost ride it off the highest cliff i could find
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Old 05-14-15 | 09:33 AM
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I'd ride it once just to see what it feels like.
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Old 05-14-15 | 12:13 PM
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Old 05-14-15 | 02:23 PM
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wtf??
good aero position he's got there.
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Old 05-14-15 | 04:09 PM
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wtf??
man he looks pissed. "WTF are you looking at?"
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Old 05-14-15 | 06:02 PM
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Old 05-14-15 | 06:39 PM
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That's a winner.
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Old 05-14-15 | 09:56 PM
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The frameset looks like a knock off of the specialized shiv.
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Old 05-14-15 | 10:53 PM
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wtf??
i keep finding new things to enjoy within this photo. i can only imagine his musical choices while riding this thing.
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Old 05-14-15 | 10:55 PM
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That's a winner.
my thoughts exactly hahaha.
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Old 05-14-15 | 10:56 PM
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also that chopper style bike isn't JA... it's cool!
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Old 05-14-15 | 11:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Mumonkan
Would peel all of the decals off and ride that just for fun. Probably more comfortable to have my toe nails ripped off by pygmy cannibals, but hey, yolo right?
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Old 05-15-15 | 07:50 AM
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Old 05-15-15 | 11:48 AM
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Seriously....

It's distasteful on lifted trucks and it's going to be the same way on bikes.
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Old 05-15-15 | 12:07 PM
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^the badge of the micropenis d-bag
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Old 05-15-15 | 04:56 PM
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Old 05-15-15 | 06:12 PM
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I'm going to tie one of those to the zipper on my pants and walk around with it flapping against my leg.
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Old 05-15-15 | 06:33 PM
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but then youd have to give them your money.

just put a pair of walnuts in a balloon and be sure to post the results in video
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Old 05-15-15 | 07:07 PM
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I do enjoy the fact that bike balls at least dangle in the proper location.
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Old 05-15-15 | 07:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Mumonkan
This frame is actually pretty legit. Made by Rafael Hoffleit, a dude who makes carbon parts for the Audi and Mercedes motor-sport teams and for a leading Formula 1 team. Older users here may remember this frame he did:

He also has this for some reason, idk why:
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Old 05-15-15 | 08:06 PM
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Seriously....

It's distasteful on lifted trucks and it's going to be the same way on bikes.
Tall bikes should get these.
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Old 05-16-15 | 12:53 AM
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Obviously designed by a female. Color should = blue. Especially after a long day in the saddle ouch.
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Old 05-16-15 | 01:36 AM
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Originally Posted by stryper
This frame is actually pretty legit. Made by Rafael Hoffleit, a dude who makes carbon parts for the Audi and Mercedes motor-sport teams and for a leading Formula 1 team. Older users here may remember this frame he did:
Well that sure explains his lack of knowledge for proper bike geometry and bodily ergonomics.
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Old 05-16-15 | 05:22 AM
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I guess,at least they aren't all veiny and gross looking like "trucks nuts". I mean that just looks like an upside down heart. Still, though, the idea is pretty awful. It's not even distasteful, its just dumb.
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Old 05-16-15 | 01:56 PM
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I guess,at least they aren't all veiny and gross looking like "trucks nuts". I mean that just looks like an upside down heart. Still, though, the idea is pretty awful. It's not even distasteful, its just dumb.
Shoutout to all the fixie foos who will spend $1k on an aero wheelset and then hang 2 pound rubber balls from their saddle
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