dude is a JA pro. has to be on purpose.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...e3918ca2cf.jpg

Silver must be a "thinning" color, cause that dude looks cachectic.

Is it me or does the kit have red crotch and middle finger accents?

He's the definition of your average softride rider.

DID YOU KNOW?
The company Allsop, that used to make these frames now make mediocre computer peripherals? A fitting punishment.

Looks like a butterfly on the crotch. He must have been given the sqrl suit by mistake.

well aint that some ****. i googled to see how crappy the stuff is and apparently they make gaiam, which is who makes my yoga mat

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/2040...you-know-o.gif

their computer stuff is fodder for the desk of every 60+ secretary that works on my campus (read: 75% of the staff of almost 3000) and doesnt know how to use their iphone

Yikes! I thought lycra peeking out from under under my cargo shorts might alarm the general public.....dude should probably avoid my location to avoid multi-level hassles.

Well that's uh, well, just... awful.

All that aero, and then he has a pretty regular helmet on.

Photoshop???

I don't think so. Photo came from a local CL ad.

I wonder if the owner would humor us with a picture of their butt??? Or, I could just google Kim K butt selfies?

I don't see enough to qualify anything here as jackass? What am I not getting?

it's a radially spoked rear wheel with a fixed hub. I don't think that's going to work for a long time

Plus it's a conversion Ew.







JK

That's the "emergency brake" I guess.

every time someone posts a picture of that bike it makes me ****ing angry

That's from NAHMBS right? Those are made just so they can show off. Like custom show choppers and the suicide clutch.

difference is a bunch of dudes ride bikes with suicide shifters, im willing to bet 0% of the bike population has a disc brake on their fixed gear crank

but i get what youre saying. a lot of show bikes (namely every single OCC bike ever made) are ugly and make no sense and will never be ridden

People really rode those. My former brother in law rode a chopper with a suicide clutch (foot clutch + left HAND shifter coming right out of the gearbox) and NO front brake. That thing required flawless planning, timing, and coordination to take off from a stop on an up hill. No such thing a neutral at a red light....not enough feet. PITA even for the very skilled. Crazy crap that some people will put up with for "Style".

This doesn't even make sense. WTF is wrong with people?!