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Nagrom_ 07-16-15 03:09 PM

It's so you can hold your cranks in place once your chain breaks.

Kindaslow 07-16-15 03:41 PM

It is a parkng brake, duh!

jlafitte 07-16-15 04:07 PM


Originally Posted by SquidPuppet (Post 17985933)
People really rode those. My former brother in law rode a chopper with a suicide clutch (foot clutch + left HAND shifter coming right out of the gearbox) and NO front brake. That thing required flawless planning, timing, and coordination to take off from a stop on an up hill. No such thing a neutral at a red light....not enough feet. PITA even for the very skilled. Crazy crap that some people will put up with for "Style".

I had a Suzuki Titan that I had to ride like this for a little while (hand clutch/foot shifter tho), after the front wheel locked up on a wet street and the lever broke off. Was interesting.

jlafitte 07-16-15 04:08 PM


Originally Posted by Kindaslow (Post 17986160)
It is a parkng brake, duh!

lol

velofinds 07-20-15 07:43 AM

My first time posting in this thread. I normally try not to hate, but this build deserves to be scorned.

http://images.craigslist.org/00K0K_f...EV_600x450.jpg
BIANCHI CLASSICA PISTA

velofinds 07-20-15 08:00 AM

JA? Unsure...

It's odd seeing a 650c front wheel on something other than a pursuit frame or Terry bike (which also look odd -- but at least you know that they're supposed to look like that).

http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTIwMFgxNj...VrAWU/$_57.JPG
Custom Windsor The Hour Track Freestyle Fixed Gear Fixie Bike Bicycle Complete | eBay

SquidPuppet 07-20-15 08:02 AM

The bars on the Bianchi match the pedals and it has dice valve caps. I give it five stars.

North Coast Joe 07-20-15 09:01 AM


Originally Posted by SquidPuppet (Post 17996243)
The bars.....

.are also seemingly wide enough to sweep both lanes.

I dunno about that one. It's too busy for me, so it fits the thread. Definitely more cluttered than most of your builds, Squid; I'm surprised at the five star.

SquidPuppet 07-20-15 09:05 AM


Originally Posted by North Coast Joe (Post 17996431)
.are also seemingly wide enough to sweep both lanes.

I dunno about that one. It's too busy for me, so it fits the thread. Definitely more cluttered than most of your builds, Squid; I'm surprised at the five star.

Five star as in, The highest possible Jack Ass Rating. ;)

T13 07-20-15 09:45 AM


Originally Posted by SquidPuppet (Post 17985933)
People really rode those. My former brother in law rode a chopper with a suicide clutch (foot clutch + left HAND shifter coming right out of the gearbox) and NO front brake. That thing required flawless planning, timing, and coordination to take off from a stop on an up hill. No such thing a neutral at a red light....not enough feet. PITA even for the very skilled. Crazy crap that some people will put up with for "Style".


I had a Yamaha XS650 with a suicide shifter, but i had a front brake. Tricky at first, but after that was simple as pie.

SquidPuppet 07-20-15 10:00 AM


Originally Posted by T13 (Post 17996571)
I had a Yamaha XS650 with a suicide shifter, but i had a front brake. Tricky at first, but after that was simple as pie.

Try it with no front brake......on a hill. It's a challenge.

Right foot needed for brake so you don't roll backwards. Left foot needed to disengage clutch. How do you balance 600lb Harley chopper with no feet on the ground?

T13 07-20-15 10:07 AM


Originally Posted by SquidPuppet (Post 17996646)
Try it with no front brake......on a hill. It's a challenge.

Right foot needed for brake so you don't roll backwards. Left foot needed to disengage clutch. How do you balance 600lb Harley chopper with no feet on the ground?

Yeah, NO thanks!

Mumonkan 07-20-15 11:11 AM

****in crack that throttle, dump the clutch and haul ass!

T13 07-20-15 11:16 AM


Originally Posted by Mumonkan (Post 17996913)
****in crack that throttle, dump the clutch and haul ass!

And hope the girl in front of you doesn't slam on her brakes while putting her make up on and talking on the phone......

SquidPuppet 07-20-15 11:29 AM


Originally Posted by Mumonkan (Post 17996913)
****in crack that throttle, dump the clutch and haul ass!

Impossible. ;)

The only method that works for stopping at a red light on a hill is, NEVER put it into neutral. Roll to a stop pressing in the clutch with your left foot and finding first gear with your hand, put right foot on the ground for balance, and feather (constantly :rolleyes:) the clutch to keep from rolling backwards. You never need the brake and you're ready to go when the light goes green.

Stupid. PITA. Plus you go through clutches fast.

Mumonkan 07-20-15 11:46 AM

thats pretty much how i wait at lights anyway, i only put it in neutral if i know im gonna be there a while or im bsing with someone while were waiting


Originally Posted by T13 (Post 17996935)
And hope the girl in front of you doesn't slam on her brakes while putting her make up on and talking on the phone......

oh i never wait behind cars at a stop, i pull around to the front. im not a caveman.

rreahard 07-22-15 01:15 PM

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http://bikeforums.net/attachment.php...hmentid=466171

Only $200 for this sw8 Thruster "Fixe", with backwards fork...

Noli Timere 07-22-15 05:52 PM

No low ballers, tho.

Andersper 07-22-15 11:34 PM


Originally Posted by leegf (Post 17996183)
My first time posting in this thread. I normally try not to hate, but this build deserves to be scorned.

http://images.craigslist.org/00K0K_f...EV_600x450.jpg
BIANCHI CLASSICA PISTA

Gross. It's like somebody ate a box of crayons and puked all over a perfectly good bike.

velofinds 07-23-15 07:38 AM


Originally Posted by Andersper (Post 18005390)
Gross. It's like somebody ate a box of crayons and puked all over a perfectly good bike.

The real tragedy here is that some of the parts are actually decent, if mismatching (Brooks saddle, Brooks grips, Pista Classica frameset), but the whole is way, way less than the sum of those parts.

Mumonkan 07-23-15 07:44 AM

ive always hated that frame, the off-white lugs just look bad IMO

its like they primed the lugs but forgot to paint them with the rest of the bike

SpeshulEd 07-23-15 07:58 AM

I feel bad doing this since it belongs to someone I know, but I can't help it.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CGDLqP2UgAAClIX.jpg

prooftheory 07-23-15 08:02 AM

That is one heck of a stem.

T13 07-23-15 08:04 AM


Originally Posted by SpeshulEd (Post 18005963)
I feel bad doing this since it belongs to someone I know, but I can't help it.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CGDLqP2UgAAClIX.jpg


You are a terrible friend. Not for posting yer friends bike. But for allowing them to do THAT to it.

Shame, shame.....


;)

Mumonkan 07-23-15 08:10 AM

now i want watermelon jollyranchers.


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