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04-23-13 | 05:21 AM

#1001

ThimbleSmash

The Viceroy

Joined: Jan 2012

Posts: 298

Likes: 0

From: NSB,Florida

Bikes: SE PK Ripper FG,Trek Classic Steel, Free Spirit FG, Raleigh Pointe, Centurion Sport DLX, Schwinn CrissCross

1. Ask to borrow that bike.
2. Take bike to XC race.
3. Give back bike as is.
4. ???
5. Profit.

04-23-13 | 05:31 AM

#1002

europa

Grumpy Old Bugga

Joined: Oct 2006

Posts: 4,229

Likes: 9

From: Adelaide, AUSTRALIA

Bikes: Hillbrick, Malvern Star Oppy S2, Europa (R.I.P.)

EBay, hours of entertainment

And bids start at a piddling $500

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04-23-13 | 05:31 AM

#1003

rex615

canis lupus familiaris

Joined: Dec 2011

Posts: 2,254

Likes: 1

From: North Carolina

Bikes: En plus one

Quote:

Originally Posted by seau grateau

Found for sale on CL for $1300

Are people not superstitious about riding around on a ghost bike?

04-23-13 | 05:57 AM

#1004

Scrodzilla

Your cog is slipping.

Joined: May 2009

Posts: 26,053

Likes: 100

From: Beverly MA

Bikes: EAI Bareknuckle

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mumonkan

is it weird that im loling at the fact that carleton had a super pista?

And here it is, after being Prollified:

04-23-13 | 09:06 AM

#1005

SS_Giant

might be Phil Schwartz

Joined: Jul 2012

Posts: 350

Likes: 0

From: 5280

Bikes: thats none of your information BF

^^ that pic made lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by europa

EBay, hours of entertainment

And bids start at a piddling $500

what in the wild world of conversions is going on with his left clip?

04-23-13 | 09:23 AM

#1006

OneGoodLeg

Senior Member

Joined: Apr 2013

Posts: 260

Likes: 0

From: North Attleboro, MA

Bikes: Surly Steamroller

Quote:

Originally Posted by SS_Giant

^^ that pic made lol

what in the wild world of conversions is going on with his left clip?

I was too distracted by the seat angle to even notice that.

04-23-13 | 09:35 AM

#1007

Jandro

Senior Member

Joined: Oct 2010

Posts: 3,059

Likes: 1

From: San Francisco, CA

Quote:

Originally Posted by SS_Giant

what in the wild world of conversions is going on with his left clip?

Ankle-rub guard, duh.

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04-23-13 | 10:48 AM

#1008

SS_Giant

might be Phil Schwartz

Joined: Jul 2012

Posts: 350

Likes: 0

From: 5280

Bikes: thats none of your information BF

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jandro

Ankle-rub guard, duh.

haha thats why you're a mod, you got allll the answers

Last edited by SS_Giant; 04-23-13 at 10:49 AM. Reason: tuesday afternoon speelling mishaps

04-23-13 | 12:26 PM

#1009

hairnet

Fresh Garbage

Joined: Apr 2009

Posts: 13,190

Likes: 30

From: Los Angeles

Bikes: N+1

Quote:

Originally Posted by seau grateau

Found for sale on CL for $1300

I have been seeing a bunch of these Leaders outside lately. What gives?

04-23-13 | 12:30 PM

#1010

seau grateau

Senior Member

Joined: Sep 2009

Posts: 9,948

Likes: 400

From: PHL

Bikes: Litespeed Catalyst, IRO Rob Roy, All City Big Block

Pretty sure that one is a Visp

04-23-13 | 12:32 PM

#1011

hairnet

Fresh Garbage

Joined: Apr 2009

Posts: 13,190

Likes: 30

From: Los Angeles

Bikes: N+1

I wouldnt know

04-24-13 | 10:55 PM

#1012

Cinema

Member

Joined: Sep 2012

Posts: 27

Likes: 0

04-24-13 | 10:57 PM

#1013

Training.Wheels

Cool Guy

Joined: Jul 2012

Posts: 796

Likes: 0

From: San Jose, CA

Bikes: Jamis Sputnik, Leader 722 Heritage Edition, Brompton, Bianchi Via Nirone, Robinson SST, Diamondback Sorrento

Wow, lol.

04-24-13 | 11:29 PM

#1014

gregjones

Senior Member

Joined: Aug 2012

Posts: 2,828

Likes: 1

From: West Georgia

Bikes: K2 Mod 5.0 Roadie, Fuji Commuter

Needs a few more chain links.

04-24-13 | 11:32 PM

#1015

Leukybear

THE STUFFED

Joined: Oct 2009

Posts: 12,671

Likes: 21

From: San Francisco, CA

Bikes: R. Sachs Simplicity; EAI Bareknuckle; Madone SLR9 Gen 8

I was gonna post this earlier but got lazy:

04-24-13 | 11:44 PM

#1016

seau grateau

Senior Member

Joined: Sep 2009

Posts: 9,948

Likes: 400

From: PHL

Bikes: Litespeed Catalyst, IRO Rob Roy, All City Big Block

hella money

04-25-13 | 02:28 AM

#1017

bro

Senior Member

Joined: Nov 2012

Posts: 818

Likes: 74

From: In a van down by the river

Bikes: Bridgestone

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregjones

Needs a few more chain links.

hahahah i dont understand how that bike even exists

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scrodzilla

And here it is, after being Prollified:

cold enough for those gloves, but apparently not cold enough for a proper cap? arent ur ears cold bro? oh i get it, you need to keep the sun out of your eyes. at what appears to be night time. good thing u didnt frgt 2 cuff ur pants!

Last edited by bro; 04-25-13 at 02:52 AM.

04-25-13 | 08:02 AM

#1018

JeremyLC

Senior Member

Joined: Nov 2005

Posts: 1,414

Likes: 2

From: Arlington, TX

Bikes: 2008 Surly Cross Check, 2010 Fuji Track Comp

Wow! GIS for "PCOPro" is a jack-a-palooza!

04-25-13 | 10:02 AM

#1019

GMJ

Would you just look at it

Joined: Aug 2011

Posts: 1,554

Likes: 5

From: Denver

Bikes: good ones.

The "look at me" stickers are so meta.

It's like he's ironically making fun of himself in a seemingly unironic way. (His bike being set-up incorrectly for aesthetics, calling out for attention. His stickers address this, making fun of himself, showing that he is probably aware of the jackassetry).

04-25-13 | 12:10 PM

#1020

c0urt

moving target

Joined: Oct 2006

Posts: 2,952

Likes: 156

From: birmingham, al

Bikes: looks like a specialized crux now

Quote:

Originally Posted by bro

hahahah i dont understand how that bike even exists

cold enough for those gloves, but apparently not cold enough for a proper cap? arent ur ears cold bro? oh i get it, you need to keep the sun out of your eyes. at what appears to be night time. good thing u didnt frgt 2 cuff ur pants!

is he even wearing socks ?