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05-03-13 | 07:35 PM

#1076

SpeshulEd

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Joined: Feb 2013

Posts: 8,088

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From: Phoenix, AZ

Those grips look like rotting fruit.

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05-03-13 | 09:04 PM

#1077

Higher Class

soft pedal zen

Joined: Aug 2010

Posts: 530

Likes: 14

Bikes: Absolutely

Quote:

Originally Posted by sleepytor

Those tiny bars are silly, but short bars do make a huge difference when going through traffic. You turn your body as needed thus making hips and shoulders 'smaller'.

05-04-13 | 02:22 AM

#1078

europa

Grumpy Old Bugga

Joined: Oct 2006

Posts: 4,229

Likes: 9

From: Adelaide, AUSTRALIA

Bikes: Hillbrick, Malvern Star Oppy S2, Europa (R.I.P.)

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpeshulEd

Those grips look like rotting fruit.

They're also on back to front but hey, this genius can obviously make anything work

05-04-13 | 01:17 PM

#1079

Robofunc

Senior Member

Joined: Oct 2010

Posts: 1,044

Likes: 0

From: St. Petersburg, FL

Bikes: Schwinn, Bottecchia, Miyata, projects

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheRealFaux

Hella rad messengers don't use bars like that.

Exactly.

05-05-13 | 04:09 PM

#1080

Mumonkan

Brown Jersey Winner

Joined: Apr 2012

Posts: 8,797

Likes: 13

From: The Bad Woods.

apparently this isnt a bike, its "art"

05-05-13 | 04:41 PM

#1081

frantik

Chainstay Brake Mafia

Joined: Mar 2011

Posts: 6,007

Likes: 19

From: California

holy mother of god

05-05-13 | 05:01 PM

#1082

David Broon

Sqrl

Joined: Mar 2012

Posts: 552

Likes: 0

Oh sweet jesus.

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That would be spectacular. A trail of blood and sealant.

05-05-13 | 05:33 PM

#1083

phread59

Senior Member

Joined: Apr 2012

Posts: 291

Likes: 0

From: Central PA

Bikes: Old Fuji road,Cirrus Sport

You do know what Joe Paterno and Billy Graham both have in common? They both have the ability to make a whole stadium full of people scream "OHHHH Jesusus"!

So does that thing.

Mark Shuman

05-06-13 | 12:57 AM

#1084

seau grateau

Senior Member

Joined: Sep 2009

Posts: 9,948

Likes: 400

From: PHL

Bikes: Litespeed Catalyst, IRO Rob Roy, All City Big Block

This bike is like Dolemite 2: The Human Tornado (so bad that it's amazing)

05-06-13 | 01:19 AM

#1085

frantik

Chainstay Brake Mafia

Joined: Mar 2011

Posts: 6,007

Likes: 19

From: California

remove the wheels and it's not the worst ive seen

05-06-13 | 03:13 AM

#1086

Cappuccino

No brakes. Can't stop.

Joined: Jan 2013

Posts: 37

Likes: 1

From: Santa Cruz, California

Bikes: Rusty 63cm Azuki.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mumonkan

apparently this isnt a bike, its "art"

All, uh, Jesusness aside, that gold on black is actually really sweet looking, especially that crankset.

05-06-13 | 05:50 AM

#1087

A.T.

Junior Member

Joined: May 2011

Posts: 6

Likes: 0

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05-06-13 | 06:47 AM

#1088

GENESTARWIND

Senior Member

Joined: Dec 2011

Posts: 1,938

Likes: 15

From: las vegas

Bikes: purty blue undefeated II 57cm

half clips, rear solid, running a front brake. im not sure i follow. pretty it may not be, maybe im just to tired and missing something.

i know half clips arent a real source of foot retention but he/she is running a front brake :|

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05-06-13 | 07:15 AM

#1089

SpeshulEd

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Joined: Feb 2013

Posts: 8,088

Likes: 5

From: Phoenix, AZ

Quote:

Originally Posted by seau grateau

This bike is like Dolemite 2: The Human Tornado (so bad that it's amazing)

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05-06-13 | 01:12 PM

#1090

pwebb

Senior Member

Joined: Aug 2011

Posts: 254

Likes: 0

From: East Bay

Bikes: Mash Work, Gunnar Crosshairs, Velo Orange Camargue

throw some straps on the pedals and i'd ride that Anchor. digging the ying-yang side of the rear disc, although the other side is "eh"

i'd vote not JA unless someone can throw those painted spinergy's on there

05-07-13 | 12:18 AM

#1091

seau grateau

Senior Member

Joined: Sep 2009

Posts: 9,948

Likes: 400

From: PHL

Bikes: Litespeed Catalyst, IRO Rob Roy, All City Big Block

05-07-13 | 02:23 AM

#1092

europa

Grumpy Old Bugga

Joined: Oct 2006

Posts: 4,229

Likes: 9

From: Adelaide, AUSTRALIA

Bikes: Hillbrick, Malvern Star Oppy S2, Europa (R.I.P.)

Someone will say that blue horror is cool, but I can't stop laughing

05-07-13 | 06:10 AM

#1093

GMJ

Would you just look at it

Joined: Aug 2011

Posts: 1,554

Likes: 5

From: Denver

Bikes: good ones.

WTH is going on with that head tube? Or the frame for that matter?

05-07-13 | 06:33 AM

#1094

Mumonkan

Brown Jersey Winner

Joined: Apr 2012

Posts: 8,797

Likes: 13

From: The Bad Woods.

650 wheel dude 2.0?

05-07-13 | 06:56 AM

#1095

OneGoodLeg

Senior Member

Joined: Apr 2013

Posts: 260

Likes: 0

From: North Attleboro, MA

Bikes: Surly Steamroller

Quote:

Originally Posted by Higher Class

05-07-13 | 06:57 AM

#1096

GMJ

Would you just look at it

Joined: Aug 2011

Posts: 1,554

Likes: 5

From: Denver

Bikes: good ones.

This guys looks like he needs to be trying harder.

05-07-13 | 07:01 AM

#1097

OneGoodLeg

Senior Member

Joined: Apr 2013

Posts: 260

Likes: 0

From: North Attleboro, MA

Bikes: Surly Steamroller

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mumonkan

apparently this isnt a bike, its "art"

That brings a whole new meaning to the term "holy roller".

Thank you! I'll be here all week, make sure to tip your waiters and waitresses.

05-07-13 | 07:03 AM

#1098

jpsawyer

Senior Member

Joined: May 2011

Posts: 599

Likes: 0

From: Providence, RI

Bikes: Civilian Le Roi Le Veut, Kazane Track, Ciocc Designer '84, Serotta Colorado AL 25th anniversary, '85 Guerciotti Pista, '84 Trek 660, Volume Credence

Quote:

Originally Posted by GMJ

WTH is going on with that head tube? Or the frame for that matter?

It looks to be a Tiemeyer. Probably bought from someone who got it custom made for TT. The headtube is shaped like that for better aerodynamics I believe as it is really only seen on TT frames.