Look, i drew a bike.

Psh... Probably has a coaster brake.

Obviously its a fixed gear, duh

FTFY.

I like mine better!

Are those mirrors? Please tell me those are mirrors.

Yes?

Or maybe they are holders for Tapatio.. Because that is essential for any bike rider, burritos and bikes go hand in hand afterall

Fail. That chainline is off by at least 3mm.

Are you sure?

You need to slam that stem, bro.

But it provides a superior riding position for maximum comfort

What a great thread.

It's hard to see through the tears, but I think so. I'll start a thread about it.

Now turn that frown upside down, sport.

Oh HELL NO! You DID NOT just one-up my badass stick bike with a picture of a painfully cute kitten dangling from a tree!!

Dammit! I'm taking my white Deep V's and going home!

Psh... Whatever dude. It's the new Leader 785 Vintage Heritage Omniumotopea Edition. You don't even know about it yet. It gots a 120mm spacing in the rear and a 126mm spacing up front with spacers for an extra 10mm if you want it. Crooked as a politician and rides like greased lightning.

However... The farther forward you are leaning, the less chance you have of dropping tasty bits of organic pork drippings out of the bottom of your Chipotle burrito and onto your super cute Grumpy Cat shirt. Instead, they fall into your bottom bracket and chain, smoothing everything out for a super silent, stealth-as-a-ninja-fart ride.

All the cool kids know. Drippings on tha chain, not tha shirt dude... PshaawwwwwwwwWHAT!?


Like this:

OMG, what about organic chain grease?

It would sell well next to all of the other overpriced stuff at your local Whole Foods!

Calm down on the pork juice talk, you might offend the vegans.

Vegan. Schmegan.

Is that bad boy two-wheel drive?

You, sir, are a genius. Let's go on Sharktank with this... Get that little bald dude to give us a hunnit g's for a startup.

Wut.

See what happens?