i would like to make this poll but idk how

ok i have $1000 for a new fixie, i need something light because i carry it around on my back into places and up stare. i also like to go fast so light helps.and i would like a stiff frame because i don't have fast legs but i have strong ones. i use it to git around and to race friends. i only plan on riding it 60 miles at max in a day i have a road bike for the longer stuff. i looking for light and fast and fun. i plan to ride it every day. this is a poll of a few i have found and what are your thought thx.

pure fix original
fuji track original
Motobecane Team Track
trek district 5
Unknown Combat Complete Fixed
other

Fixies are out. I would git roller blades.

Seriously? Roller blades? Everyone knows pogo sticks are making a comeback.

You guys are mean. The OP wants a fixie. Not because it's cool and hip, but because they want to ride a fixed gear.

I would get this one.

No no no.. what you need is an Ellitptigo

Or at the very least, that helmet.

Really? S***. Scrod just made me buy roller blades. Knew I should have scrolled.

cause when you're in the standing position you need an aero helmet

More than ever... Also, is it just me or is she like a modern, dorkier, female Rocketeer...

Hey lets not make fun of that helmet. I wore that every same make/model of helmet today while working out on my trainer.

My apologies Dave. Safety first, of course. No offense intended. Do you rock straps and clips on that trainer, too?

I would git er done. #kilott

who you callin a git

Great way to start my morning........this thread had me

Seems like we're all having more fun then OP then^

Haha! Indeed.

Done. Take it everywhere.

I don't even know what to say...

State Bike Wu Tang version. Cool x2

I'd get a sick custom scooter.

Wabi.

I just died.

But really just pick up one of these bad boys.

^^^I would like to assume that is the redhead's homunculus brother riding on a custom-made portaging device.