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necklous 04-08-05 01:56 PM


Originally Posted by turd
i sent this thread to my friend who lives around there and he wrote back:

time to take another street, guys!

eeek! yeah, thanks for the heads up...i don't ride through there very often, but i think i'll steer clear. ...or get some of that bear spray....hehe, bear spray.

darkmother 04-08-05 02:57 PM

Lousy punks. In my day we respected our elders, ate our vegtables, and felt guilty for jerking off. What's the world coming to?

turd 04-08-05 03:04 PM


Originally Posted by darkmother
Lousy punks. In my day we respected our elders, ate our vegtables, and felt guilty for jerking off. What's the world coming to?

you mean "cumming to"

sorry that was an (ch)easy one

SSSasky 04-08-05 08:01 PM

I had some punk kids javelin one of those plastic tubes that go around the bracing cable on a lampost (if that makes any sense). Just about took it in the face. Stopped to stir up **** with them (I was really pissed off, and could have been hurt). Then I realised there was four of them, and they were drunk, so I quickly made peace and moved on.

Bastards.

And to think, I'm likely one of the youngest people on this forum, and I already hate teenagers...

jeff williams 04-08-05 08:07 PM


Originally Posted by darkmother
Lousy punks. In my day we respected our elders, ate our vegtables, and felt guilty for jerking off. What's the world coming to?

"We live in a decaying age. Young people no longer respest their parents. They are rude and impatient.
They inhabit taverns and have no self control."


Inscription, 6000 year old Egyptian tomb.
From 'I seem to be a Verb.' -Buckmaster Fuller.

operator 04-08-05 08:17 PM


Originally Posted by sloppy robot
i was biking downn my street one day when i felt something whiz past my head and then heard a 'ping!' on the fence nnext to my head.. i looked across the street and some kids had shot a pellet gun at me.. those lil.... i didnnt stop.. they aer all in the shady apartment with older brotheres that would hurt me bad

Let's see what happens when you whip this out of your pocket.
http://www.troya.ws/plan_images/RPG_...ks/bazooka.jpg

fixedfiend 04-08-05 08:33 PM

I'm sorry, I just laughed at what they did. Sorry for your pain but it was quite funny what they did

ink1373 04-08-05 09:13 PM


Originally Posted by jeff williams
Buckmaster Fuller.

ugh...i'm not typically a spelling nazi, but...buckMINster. buckminster. bucky.

necklous 04-08-05 09:14 PM

yeah...i laughed too...it was a traffic cone....but um, your not gunna believe this but i didn't learn my lesson. I was down at brooklyn college tonight and was biking back up to williamsburg, didn't exactly know my way back, i was just heading north...and i don't know exactly where i was but I GOT HIT AGAIN! a bottle to the face(pretty sure it was plastic but it hit me between the eyes. i didnt say a word...just kept biking, didnt' look back, i was already pretty nervous that i was getting lost in a ****ty area. finally made it home. this was just stupid of me i guess. I don't know brooklyn well, i guess i shouldn't just bike around and think i'm safe. but heck, 2 days in a row...whooe!

jeff williams 04-08-05 09:17 PM


Originally Posted by ink1373
ugh...i'm not typically a spelling nazi, but...buckMINster. buckminster. bucky.

Ya, since the books beside me :rolleyes: By R. Buckminster Fuller, Jerome Agel and Quentin Fiore.
All names spelted correctly.

Gurgus 04-08-05 09:18 PM

Wow. That sucks. The worst I've ever gotten is a doughnut to the back of my camelback flung out of a honda. Worst thing about that was the Boston Creme splatter.

wangster 04-08-05 09:32 PM

Myrtle sucks a$$, little thugs like to screw with people and it'll get back to them. It's all about karma. I didn't move anywhere around myrtle when i move out of the dorms cuz it's such a sh*thole and I don't feel like getting bugged all them time. It still happens around my area, but a lot less than if I were on Myrtle. Mostly they just say stupid sh*t and I just ignore them. Clinton hill is better, but it's still brooklyn and can't avoid it.

PhillyBikePunks 04-09-05 08:56 AM

worst thats happened to me, except when buses nude you out of the way, wason St. Patricks day. i was riding home through old city,a lot of bars, and this car rolls up next to me,and this big ass dude just grabs my ass firmly and winks at me.

nocoins 04-09-05 09:00 AM


Originally Posted by PhillyBikePunks
worst thats happened to me, except when buses nude you out of the way, wason St. Patricks day. i was riding home through old city,a lot of bars, and this car rolls up next to me,and this big ass dude just grabs my ass firmly and winks at me.

hahahaha, stet has an "ass grabbing" story in philly as well. Man, I love this city, free ass grabs while riding. I think his was on Kelly Drive though. I guess if I were going to choose one area of the city where I would probably get my ass grabbed, it would be old city on a saturday night.... then again, thats probably the place I would choose as "most likely to get a beer bottle smashed in your face by some south jersey meathead" What a great city!

ch0mb0 04-10-05 01:39 AM


Originally Posted by wangster
Myrtle sucks a$$, little thugs like to screw with people and it'll get back to them. It's all about karma. I didn't move anywhere around myrtle when i move out of the dorms cuz it's such a sh*thole and I don't feel like getting bugged all them time. It still happens around my area, but a lot less than if I were on Myrtle. Mostly they just say stupid sh*t and I just ignore them. Clinton hill is better, but it's still brooklyn and can't avoid it.


are you going to Pratt?

crusty_pedals 04-10-05 03:43 PM

i've had pellets shot at me, sodas tossed out of windows in my general direction, food all sorts of things. people just dont like me, at least not in little towns in iowa. ha ha long story, but when hitch hiking the country, try to stay out of small towns, or at least not get stuck there for days on end.


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