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Old 01-18-10, 12:27 PM
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Let it be known that I am basically your king.


In other news, whos riding in dat der rain?
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A bold proclamation that might yield you the same outcome as Nicholas II.

In other news, dude there is no way I'll be out in this mess.

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I would have thought you would have used the term 'Czar' instead of 'King'...

seconding the motion that the nasty rainwater laying on the streets is not going to create a strip up my back today...
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I should have used the word Czar...Thanks for the protip comrad.

I'm tempted to take the MTB out but I really dont wanna f up the trails...
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Ride in the rain? What for?

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Originally Posted by ovoleg
Let it be known that I am basically your king.
or not.
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Originally Posted by ovoleg
Let it be known that I am basically your king.


In other news, whos riding in dat der rain?
It's a little windy here so I'll hit the gym instead of riding, your highness.
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Let it be known that I am basically your king.
Then I must be the king of kings.
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It's a little windy here so I'll hit the gym instead of riding, your highness.
you can carry the rocks out of the mine instead, disgraceful peon....
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Why do the Russians have such an affinity for totalitarianism?
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I do believe that you are what is commonly referred to as a "tin pot dictator" and not a real BF czar.

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https://www.bikeforums.net/member.php?39975-patentcad


What rain? You mean that little drizzle outside?
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Originally Posted by GP
It's a little windy here so I'll hit the gym instead of riding, your highness.
We just drove by our gym and the power is out.


Originally Posted by ovoleg
I'm tempted to take the MTB out but I really dont wanna f up the trails...
MTB'ing in the mud is fun, but only for short rides, and then you spend just as much time cleaning the bike off... and almost as much time cleaning yourself off. Helmet, shoes, and places you didn't realize mud could reach.
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I N E E D A T T E N T I O N !

p.s. f this rain!
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Did my roller workout while watching the rain and then had some borcht and then read some Tolstoy then did my Kremlin paint by numbers.
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You're no king of mine if BF birth date has anything to do with it.

I was out this afternoon during the peak of the storm. In my car. A fallen tree knocked out the power to my neighborhood, so without the ability to browse for por..., er, healthy diet tips, I went shopping. Witnessed a fabulous rainbow over the valley.
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Let it be known that I am basically your king.
Poser.

Uncle Pcad has his Eye on you.
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Let's see. On Dr. King's day you declare yourself the king and while you claim that you are
a true Soviet saving the world one capitalist at a time, you are using free speech (which Soviets never had) to express your beliefs. Since this is muddied thinking and you want to go MTB riding in the mud, it is all starting to make sense.
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Let's see. On Dr. King's day you declare yourself the king and while you claim that you are
a true Soviet saving the world one capitalist at a time, you are using free speech (which Soviets never had) to express your beliefs. Since this is muddied thinking and you want to go MTB riding in the mud, it is all starting to make sense.
don't confuse him w/ logic, he's just mad he had to work the drive-thru window today
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Originally Posted by ovoleg
Let it be known that I am basically your king.
You may address me as "Your Highness" or indirectly as "His Majesty." Don't get it wrong.

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Then I must be the king of kings.
So close; it's almost heartbreaking isn't it?

I'd refer to you as the Prince of Wales but I'm not Elizabeth.
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I do not recognize your kingdom.
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pfft what's up with these delusional noobs?
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Originally Posted by ovoleg
I should have used the word Czar...Thanks for the protip comrad.

I'm tempted to take the MTB out but I really dont wanna f up the trails...
Your Highness, you can mtb at Rocky Peak when it's wet and there will be no mud because it's sandstone. It's fun if you like climbing. Parts of the dirt Mulholland area are O.K., but not west of Eagle Rock, it's clay over there.
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I think it's spelled: P-O-Z-N-E-R
We'll just call him Vlad for short.

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