problem with genitals shrinkage
12-16-06 | 12:57 PM
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Baby it's cold outside...
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I suppose shrink is all relative 
Try one of these...
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12-16-06 | 02:09 PM
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My worst experience last winter was xc skating across a rather large lake with a strong headwind in - 15 degrees celsius without my windfront briefs under my skiclothes. I sat at a lodge that serves coffee with my then miniscule and very painful willy in my hand for twenty minutes.
Never forget to put on windproof undies when it gets really cold.
Never forget to put on windproof undies when it gets really cold.
12-16-06 | 03:49 PM
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These go to 11.
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Originally Posted by moitense
when i ride in cold weather and stop for a leak i have a hard time find it,anybody with this problem, how to deal with this anoyence
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12-16-06 | 06:43 PM
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From: Taking a tip from Siu Blue Wind, I too am typing a lengthy passage of text down here to demonstrate the enormous amount of space available should one wish to use it-- in sharp contrast to the avatar text above this part.
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what I do is just start urinating and then follow the stream to its source...
12-16-06 | 09:17 PM
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Two tools that every sewious cycwilist carrys for these situations:
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12-16-06 | 09:20 PM
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Baby it's cold outside...
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^^^^ 
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12-17-06 | 07:08 AM
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You just have to coax Franklin back out of the shell. Think of you little buddy as a push-pop.
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This is Africa, 1943. War spits out its violence overhead and the sandy graveyard swallows it up. Her name is King Nine, B-25, medium bomber, Twelfth Air Force. On a hot, still morning she took off from Tunisia to bomb the southern tip of Italy. An errant piece of flak tore a hole in a wing tank and, like a wounded bird, this is where she landed, not to return on this day, or any other day.
12-17-06 | 07:17 AM
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From: Take a deep breath, and ask--What would Sheldon do?
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Has anyone else noticed that the OP has an obsession 
with a certain part of his anatomy?
East Hill
with a certain part of his anatomy?East Hill
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12-17-06 | 07:54 AM
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Originally Posted by East Hill
Has anyone else noticed that the OP has an obsession with a certain part of his anatomy?
East Hill
with a certain part of his anatomy?East Hill
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"Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey
"Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey
12-17-06 | 08:09 AM
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Lanky Lass
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From: Take a deep breath, and ask--What would Sheldon do?
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If this were the Foo forum I would say he needs to find some women to follow then. But as this is the winter cycling forum, and as I have no personal experience of this phenomenon, I will defer to you gentlemen for advice to the OP .
East Hill
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12-17-06 | 09:20 PM
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Originally Posted by moitense
when i ride in cold weather and stop for a leak i have a hard time find it,anybody with this problem, how to deal with this anoyence
12-17-06 | 10:09 PM
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Well, if you wrap it around your neck three times and double-knot it twice, like I do, your body temperature will keep Willy wild. And you can always tell when mother nature calls: it gets rather hard to breathe, like a python wrapped around your neck like prey. Good luck!
12-18-06 | 11:09 PM
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2-Cyl, 1/2 HP @ 90 RPM
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Seriously? You'll want to insert a small glass rod in there at the start of a ride, make sure it's pointed up so you don't put any pressure on it and shatter the glass rod by accident.
