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Old 06-12-09, 12:35 PM
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Mountain bikers are lame. Tell me why you're not.
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Indeed we are, especially DHers with their full face helmets and their "pressure" suits. *******!
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I can't and won't argue this. Infact I'm going to go squeaze into my spandex for a road ride so I don't feel like such a dork.
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Guilty as charged. *shrug* How 'bout those Pens?
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I like slack bikes because it makes it easier to ride around with a Frappucino in one hand.
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Originally Posted by junkyard
. . . Tell me why you're not.
Ah-ha. Lameness will be known by seeing who feels compelled to defend themselves against this indictment.
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^pretty much. I have no argument, in fact to compound the lameness, stage one of my XC to trail rebuild starts today!
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.... because I'm a roadie.






.... though we're worse than lame.
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You got me!
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The lamer the better...
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I'm not lame, your a jerk!.
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Originally Posted by born2bahick
I'm not lame, your a jerk!.
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Old 06-12-09, 08:05 PM
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The Lame List:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCNr9...eature=related
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Originally Posted by Ka_Jun
Guilty as charged. *shrug* How 'bout those Pens?
yeah - how bout them PENS!
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I ride road and MTB so I guess I am half lame and half ghay! :-)
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"You're"
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And to think I almost deleted this thread after the first post
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Originally Posted by junkyard
Mountain bikers are lame. Tell me why you're not.
"I know you are but what am I?" -- P.W. Herman
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This thread is lame. The kickstand thread puts this one to shame.
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You suck! I am NOT lame! I am the coolest guy to ever put foot to pedal. I shred the gnar with wreckless abandon. I have skills that the rest of you bunch of pozgures wish you had. You all may be lame but I am the shizzle.
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Im a lifeguard..

that makes me a cool Lame

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Was this thread started as a dare of drunken boredom?
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I have sex with dead bodies
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